Animals, Cats and Fight: Jackson Galaxy moment

Jackson Galaxy moment

By Foreigner Fail - 25/09/2022 13:30

Today, I meowed at my cat and he got really close to me. I then meowed again and he punched me in the face. Them's fightin' words, it seems. FML

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Yudith 25

Sunday 25 September 2022 18:39

You're lucky he thought this was a boxing match and did now show his claws. Next time, purr at him instead.

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Thursday 29 September 2022 19:26

How does a cat punch?

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Yudith 25

Sunday 25 September 2022 18:39

You're lucky he thought this was a boxing match and did now show his claws. Next time, purr at him instead.

Papercrane 6

Thursday 29 September 2022 19:26

How does a cat punch?

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