anonamous
United States
Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Tucson, United States
Doggy dog world
Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML
phillyfan4life
United States
Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML
smellsofeggs
United Kingdom
Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML
Addicted2FML303
United States
Today, I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML
fmlman
Rawlins, United States
Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Anonymous
Bedford, United States
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
RomanceFail
Crestwood, United States
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
thedogkisser
United States
Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
Foreigner Fail
Jackson Galaxy moment
Today, I meowed at my cat and he got really close to me. I then meowed again and he punched me in the face. Them's fightin' words, it seems. FML
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i_wuz_nver_here 31
Tough love bitch!
mpj13 8
She loves you!
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Comments (107)
Goldenjet87 3
maybe u had bad breathe and she was trying to tell u to go brush
hahayourmom101 5
sorry to be a grammer nazi but you spelled "anonymous" wrong. (;
Estapc 3
And you spelled "grammer" wrong try grammar.
cmanb1 1
Wow what a dumb ass
redhedsaysrawr 18
you invaded her territorial personal space and it scared her, OP. gotta watch out for these things...
Thruan 5
No. If op was the leader of the pack as they should be, the dog has no personal space. Yet again another untrained human with no idea.
bad_chiquita 5
Didn't you learn anything from that news anchor who got mauled on live tv? Give dogs their space. They usually show signs of annoyance when they don't want you literally in their face.
micahsmommy 13
Did you squeeze too hard? Dogs don't like bear hugs.
crazydog11 0
I thought that it wasn't ur own face.
kBRETTE 6
That's why you don't adopt the rabid animals in your back allies.
sillymcbilly 7
my dog does this weekly :S
KiddNYC1O 22
I think of a lion or bear when you say mauling... That'd be crazy.
KrayKrayGurl117 7
We all have our different ways to show affection... I guess.
desireev 18
I see your picture very often. And, no matter what, I smile every single time I see it!! It is soooo cuuuute!!!! Just thought I'd tell you! :)
KrayKrayGurl117 7
Hahahahaha thanks!!! I spend a lot of time on here cuz i get bored very easily hahaha after all i am a twenty first century electronically addicted child ;P