Today, I hit a horrible tee shot from the 18th hole. I decided to use my driver to take my frustration out on a nearby bush. The bees who lived in that bush decided to use their stingers to take out their frustration up inside my golf shorts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it would be funny to take an airhorn to a golf course and blow it while people were teeing off. It was very funny, until I blew the horn during some guy's backswing and his ball was shanked in my direction and hit me in the head. FML
Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML
Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML
Today, while playing golf, I hit my ball near some tall grass along the edge of the water. Unbeknownst to me, there was an alligator hiding in the grass. He growled at me during my shot, causing me to put the ball directly into the pond. Alligator: 1 Me: 0. FML
Today, I made a joke about my electric lawnmower sounding like a bunch of angry bees. It was verified when I ran over a beehive in my backyard. FML
Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
Today, while mowing my backyard, I carelessly ran over a fire ant hill. Thousands of tiny stinging insects blowing towards you while you're wearing shorts and a t-shirt is definitely not fun. FML
Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
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Top comments
NGM_47 0
I wouldn't wanna be around you when something bad happens. Seriously, don't throw a fit over it.....
IambecomeRAWR 0
Wow, calm down... Plus, you realise that's a pretty good way to wreck your driver? Fail.
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Comments (154)
sportsnut 0
I really really hope your name is Travis Schmidt from Winona State University because that guy is a complete douche-bag and really deserves something like that. He also deserves to get kicked out of med school
HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0
happy gilmore ftw
LukeDog 0
instant karma
swanlee 0
golfers = douches oh and it is not a sport
AAAAHHHH12 2
Swanlee=douche. Golf=most DEFINITELY a SPORT. You're just ignorant and stupid...and a dipshit too.
Raytestrak 3
You know bees die after stinging a person don't you?
lolfailure 0
swanlee = Stupid hermaphrodite who doesn't know what sports are.
kiter147 2
this fml is fake, yeah the bees will just go to your pants right? and not your whole body?
DalPrince18 0
It does say the bees went into his pants, however, it dosen't say that they didn't also go to the rest of his body.
whitey_fml 0
its like your life is a comedy movie...
kira822_fml 0
Please, for the love of God, please don't reproduse.
Tess_fml 7
This made me laugh so hard. ahahahah fyl