Today, while playing golf, I hit my ball near some tall grass along the edge of the water. Unbeknownst to me, there was an alligator hiding in the grass. He growled at me during my shot, causing me to put the ball directly into the pond. Alligator: 1 Me: 0. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing Wii Sports Golf. At the start of the final hole, my cat happened to run right in my way and I accidentally hit him, in addition to the ball. To add insult to injury, the ball went in the water, and my cat fell and landed in his litterbox. FML
Today, I hit a horrible tee shot from the 18th hole. I decided to use my driver to take my frustration out on a nearby bush. The bees who lived in that bush decided to use their stingers to take out their frustration up inside my golf shorts. FML
Today, while playing golf on a local course, my idiot of a friend decided to push his pushcart down a massive hill towards me. When he realized that I was going to be hit, he screamed for me to move, but it was too late. I collapsed to the ground in pain, all while he chuckled about the situation. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to take an airhorn to a golf course and blow it while people were teeing off. It was very funny, until I blew the horn during some guy's backswing and his ball was shanked in my direction and hit me in the head. FML
Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML
Today, while on an airboat exploring the Everglades, my cousin decided it would be funny to push me off the boat. Into water full of alligators. FML
Today, I was playing Spikeball with some friends when the ball got lost and went rolling towards a pond. As I sprinted to grab it before it fell in the water, my shoe came off, causing me to trip and faceplant into the mud. I then watched as the ball rolled into the pond. FML
Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML
Today, my wife and I went to our friend's house to play some pool. While playing, a Cicada started to fly towards my face, so I flipped my pool stick over and swatted at it with the fat end of the stick. I hit the bug. However, with the skinny side I hit myself in the snow-globes. FML
Today, having played golf for 15 years, I had my first hole in one. I was playing by myself. There were no witnesses. FML
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RichardPencil 32
In golf, the low score wins. Congrats! You beat the alligator!
Donut_Wizard 23
It's a good thing that was the only ball you lost.
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Comments (14)
Glowworm56 27
Gator Golf, give it a whack, Gator Golf, he'll throw it right back. "Gator Golf, what could be greater Than playing a game of golf with a gator?
RichardPencil 32
In golf, the low score wins. Congrats! You beat the alligator!
Donut_Wizard 23
It's a good thing that was the only ball you lost.
arioch_fml 20
Feraligatr uses growl. It's Super Effective!
weeping_willow 25
But did you die? OP: 1 Alligator: 0
skippydoda 32
YDI it for playing golf. Watching paint dry is more stimulating. Seriously, that'll make for a good story.
Lobby_Bee 18
Can't let shooter McGavin win, fight the alligator!
ThrottleJockey 36
Do it for Chubbs!
RockPrincess26 16
I'm glad I'm not the only Happy Gilmore fan.
tonyfan00 38
Exactly how tall was the grass? Something tells me he was either in the water, or you were pretty far off course...
LittlemissCommunist 6
You must live in Florida.
interesting33 37
I mean, I know little about alligators and might I be wrong but I think it could have been a lot worse. Did you have to call someone to report the alligator?