Today, I hit a horrible tee shot from the 18th hole. I decided to use my driver to take my frustration out on a nearby bush. The bees who lived in that bush decided to use their stingers to take out their frustration up inside my golf shorts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought it would be funny to take an airhorn to a golf course and blow it while people were teeing off. It was very funny, until I blew the horn during some guy's backswing and his ball was shanked in my direction and hit me in the head. FML
Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML
Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML
Today, while playing golf, I hit my ball near some tall grass along the edge of the water. Unbeknownst to me, there was an alligator hiding in the grass. He growled at me during my shot, causing me to put the ball directly into the pond. Alligator: 1 Me: 0. FML
Today, I made a joke about my electric lawnmower sounding like a bunch of angry bees. It was verified when I ran over a beehive in my backyard. FML
Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
Today, while mowing my backyard, I carelessly ran over a fire ant hill. Thousands of tiny stinging insects blowing towards you while you're wearing shorts and a t-shirt is definitely not fun. FML
Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
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NGM_47 0
I wouldn't wanna be around you when something bad happens. Seriously, don't throw a fit over it.....
IambecomeRAWR 0
Wow, calm down... Plus, you realise that's a pretty good way to wreck your driver? Fail.
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Comments (154)
lolfailure 0
dude, Golf is a sport where gentlemen play. It teaches you to be calm and right now you're failing at it. *27 just cause you laze around watching **** all day doesn't mean you have to insult golf. I bet you can't play a sport for your life let alone get up from your chair.
BlackScorpionAng 0
Ah yes, Golf, the sport for the mature person. YDI and the only thing that saddens me about this story is that dirty, nasty, horrible little bees and a snotty bush, gave up their lives to let you know that your life is ****** because you have no self control.
minimoose_fml 1
you play golf. YDI.
swanlee 0
Golf is not a sport, nearly dead old people can play golf, not a sport,
projecting 0
I play golf, does that mean I'm not athletic?
biggestlittle 0
nearly dead old people can play hockey, football, soccer, basketball, and yes nearly dead old people can probably kick your ass.
AAAAHHHH12 2
Golf is INDEED a sport. Maybe you don't have a brain? Wait, there's no question about it, you are in fact lacking in a brain. Doctor doctor! We need to give this ignorant douchebag a brain!!! Stat! People like you sicken me. Golf IS a sport. I'd love to see you play (sorry, attempt) to play golf. Until you can tell me you are able to shoot par or better, don't insult Golf. Dumbass.
amazin67666 0
YDI for wearing golf shorts
Obi_Wan_Cannoli 0
In my opinion the only YDI that actually applies to this. And all the people who say he deserves it because he plays golf are assholes.
gabrielso 0
YDI for being a bad golf player.
lolfailure 0
*105 have you seen tiger woods? Well if you do, can you please tell him that so he'll beat the living hell out of you? I'll be so grateful if you do. Golf is a sport dumbfuck.
proud_liberal 0
ur golfing in this economy? ydi for being a rich white douchebags. try spreading the wealth around, u can't take it with you
Gunpar 0
I really hope you're joking. Just because your family might be poor doesn't mean that he has to stop enjoying what he lies to do. It doesn't take a fortune to be a golfer...Adding "white" and "douchebags" doesn't help you out much either.
Gunpar 0
All of the people saying "karma sucks" have no clue what they're talking about. Also, FYL.
flor1dagator7 0
Proud liberal you are an idiot. So first off golf doesn't cost that much. Depending on where I play I can go for $20. If you can't afford that then get a job. This stupid spread the wealth expression is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. So people that have a job and make tons of money should give it to the bums who don't work. That is almost the most retarded thing I have ever heard. That is second to saying golf isn't a sport and only fat old people play it. Because it isn't a contact sport doesn't mean it is a sport. And because you suck at it doesn't mean you have to insult it. Douchebag