Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML
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Top comments
LaFemmeQuiRit 3
OP, do you think you could help me move my couch into this van ?
DDPT2 4
911: What's you emergency? Guy: I've been mugged! 911: What did they take? Guy: They took my pockets.
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Comments (108)
smallsmerry 0
you would do that in one of the most heavily populated areas of the USA? you dumbfuck.
cufaoil 11
except that this person is in Denmark stay in school and practise your reading and observational skills
firecopy 6
I would have beat the **** out of them.
cody402 7
that us why u put a booby trap in ur pocket so if a hand reaches in thats not urs it blows up 10 pounds of c4
Zebidee 9
Yes, vaporising myself as a first line of protection has always been my choice too.
cody402 7
atleast it will trach pathetic excuses of trash not to steal
teenager34 0
and ud rather be spending time on here...kwl
JokeMeister 0
try again. don't let asshole discourage u.
mark77 0
this is y u dont help ppl espicailly the ones u dont know
cheeksMcgeeks 3
I like how like half of these comments are buried..
crushedsoul22 0
Well did you think they weren't thanking you? Maybe you were Just stupid enough to be tricked by two ppl that are to stupid to work for their own money
Drspoofty 0
NOT THE IPOD TOUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Allstarr23 1
Didn't your mother teach you not to talk to strangers? YDI