Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML
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LaFemmeQuiRit 3
OP, do you think you could help me move my couch into this van ?
DDPT2 4
911: What's you emergency? Guy: I've been mugged! 911: What did they take? Guy: They took my pockets.
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Comments (108)
juicygirlsofie 0
so way r u writing this off of??
Sharpie_08 0
don't help strangers dumbass! YDI
Donnie69 0
in my country that's how we say thanks
itssambitch 0
Just a simple thank you would have sufficed...
Morpheus414 0
^^THIS.
kidclarke 15
It's called an iTouch. You're dumb.
CakeSlicer 0
Never go places alone! YDI for even talking to strangers!
osellr 0
that's what they get for living in the city
dt520 4
this is the internet era, the only people needing to find something in NYC are going to mug you half the time.
Aimetre 0
then how the hell are on on FML now?!
Zebidee 9
Think it through. It'll come to you eventually...
loveluver7 0
wow some people are idiots. you are one of them :P