Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML
Today, my smartphone fell out of my cargo shorts pocket onto the floor of my friend's car. I didn't even notice until he drove me home, where I noticed that the pocket was empty. FML
Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML
Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
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Top comments
WOGBRO 6
**** that person what a ****
mintcar 10
FYL, I don't know what I would do if I lost my iPhone. Look on the bright side OP, at least I still have mine.
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Comments (106)
canadianbarbie96 0
that suucks :/
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I think the person who helped you and the person who stole the phone, are one in the same.
impregnator 0
o that was your phone op ? sorry. meet me back on the platform tomorrow n I will return it. ps: bring $200 let's trade :-)
tulsafml 0
Your mom goddamit! now my advice is to get a car.
noobgang7 5
YDI for wearing skinny jeans. If you wore something not skin tight maybe you could fit your iPhone in you pocket without it slipping out. Oh, and your legs wouldn't have fallen asleep, therefore allowing you to avoid this sort of situation.
sethars 0
I always keep my phone and iPod in a crevice in my bag that u cant get to w/o me knowing and it can't fall out either but that sucks for u OP
e2m2cent 0
stuff like this makes you loose hope for humanity.....
WOGBRO 6
**** that person what a ****
mintcar 10
U MAD?
matt1990 0
lol. i think shes tha one who posted tha fml..
LifeSucksbtw 0
0 posts and 0 confirmed fmls -_-
jakebville 9
You can track an iPhone
mintcar 10
FYL, I don't know what I would do if I lost my iPhone. Look on the bright side OP, at least I still have mine.
carcinogan 0
lol
DropDead77 11
Who wouldn't steal an iPhone for this FML app, FTW!!!
VorpikeII 17
FML iPod app is the best!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡
flickyourbic1223 7
That was pretty clever.
Sux0rs 0
that...was just mean
joe_says_so 0
WHAT! I still have mine too! damn. whatta coincidence.
jrs731 0
Yeah good thing you still have your iPhone, cause with a face like yours and the "bizzy little snatch" comment you made the iPhone is your only friend. Karma is a bitch, and you will get to watch yourself drop yours in a toilet you just took a dump in, FYL!
79DrAwkwArD97 0
There is a program called MobileMe that can locate your stolen iPhone, if people aren't retarded and don't activate it...
Lopee069 4
Eat his organs for revenge >:)
Nashie 0
Or you could chase him then push him in front of a train. Now that's a well thought plan!
MissBunny25 0
52 I absolutely love your hair. it's the best thing since apple pie :O
Tenaed 7
what a co*khead!!
Nimmrodel 11
she was the one with the bad breath.
Nimmrodel 11
wrong FML :) obviously I'm sorry :(
CloWn_TroLLin 0
I love when blondes try to make jokes!!!!
OCDC 9
What a redundant name.
xXSillyLoveXx 0
I've never heard that before... Good work?
gogokira 5
At least you don't have to pay to repair the broken screen which would have cost $200. Now you can buy an android.
Lopee069 4
No that's a last resort. IMO, so now if you spam me with "Antr0id r bettah!!!!" I won't care cus its MY opinion :)
T3P33_fml 0
could we avoid the"android versus iphone" fight please...
VorpikeII 17
fine but we all know the iPod is better
mintcar 10
iPhone is better. Yeah, I completely went there. Yep...
BAMF18 0
mintcar. as much as i agree with you and as much as i love trollin', please dearest lord. don't go to the iPhone v. android battle. iphoneisbetter. :)
jewfro311 0
Androids suck. My friend has one and he hates it.
gogokira 5
I have an iPhone and they're only good if you have the newest one :( The new OS ruined my 3GS. it's all slow and stuff now :(
Schiffy 18
They were probably working together. The person helping you up was probably a distraction.
FMLjunkie1k 0
thats what i was thinking
rubberbullets 0
You deserve it iphone hipster
muchagente 5
nobody ever needs an iphone. take the hint of faith and buy a decent phone.
Lopee069 4
Faith isn't real.
mintcar 10
iPhone's pretty decent to me. Don't hate brah.
VorpikeII 17
lol, I agree, the phone part is kinda useless but and iPod itself is much better
muchagente 5
i'm pretty sure it was a hint of faith... or was it fate? definitely not buffy. english is tough sometimes.
LifeSucksbtw 0
its all personal opinion. I could say I use a brick as a phone and like it better than an iPhone or android. that would be my personal opinion and you can't argue with that. although it would make me a dumbass.
enonymous 9
I am posting from your phone... you had rebecca black all over this phone justice dictates that I seize possession until you can stop the needless abuse of your iPhone.
florenzfang 0
good one lol
nightmare33 0
Ah! Her name! IT HURTS!