Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML
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LaFemmeQuiRit 3
OP, do you think you could help me move my couch into this van ?
DDPT2 4
911: What's you emergency? Guy: I've been mugged! 911: What did they take? Guy: They took my pockets.
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Comments (108)
HollywoodKaos 0
that's why I don't help strangers usually I try to ignore them most of the time it's just hard to trust anyone.
Milcah_fml 1
Thanks. Now I'll be care around strangers and never trust them.
FalloutboyxD 0
OWNED
aagavin 0
Today while asking for directions I also mugged a guy
ajp171 0
that's what you get for helping strangers!!
Clayton2121 0
That's why you don't be nice
senerick 0
this fml makes me support concealed firearms carry even more. That would've solved this problem
xcrystal011 2
omg!!!! my ipod touch is my life D,: i would cry!
ShaggyMoFo 0
no good deed goes unpunished
cowmeleon 2
how'd u post this without ur touch...?
behemothokun 0
There are more ways to access the internets, then using your mp3-player. duh...
loveluver7 0
umm there is such thing as internet on the computer! wow blonde much