Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML
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LaFemmeQuiRit 3
OP, do you think you could help me move my couch into this van ?
DDPT2 4
911: What's you emergency? Guy: I've been mugged! 911: What did they take? Guy: They took my pockets.
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Comments (108)
dreamingofnyc 0
I guess Danes are too nice.
loveluver7 0
did you never hear the phrase "don't talk to strangers?" it helps with a lot of problems!
dubbadee123 5
that is why I like being paranoid a always carry a weapon with me
katie72 6
I'm pretty sure they didn't actually need those directions.
sammiskorpio 8
U should of used wrist control...
Unlucky_Gun 0
Sp your saying if someone walks up to me asking me for directions don't tell them because I'll just get mugged?
iTriicKShoTz 0
I they stoled your iPod Touch how did you put up this?
Raelthelamb 31
First of all, it's 'stole', not 'stoled'. And second of all, it IS possible to access FML from a computer.
rocker_chick23 27
It's called a computer.
charvisioku 22
What's with all this "You shouldn't be helping strangers" shit? That's balls. I've helped many people with directions and other things - e.g. I helped a woman with 2 toddlers to get off the bus with her shopping bags so she didn't fall over. I've never had anything bad happen to me as a result. It's good to be nice, OP. Be more careful in future but don't let this one bad experience turn you into a paranoid, bitter wreck.
radiocaf 29
I thought Danes were amongst the friendliest people on earth? Right up there with the Swiss and the Australians?