Today, I helped my grandparents carry luggage to their hotel room, where they're staying the night tonight after my wedding reception. Their room is 203. Mine is 201. Their room shares a wall with my honeymoon suite. My grandparents are going to hear me consummate my marriage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, as my husband and I were leaving our wedding reception, my mother-in-law hugged me and whispered in my ear, "You're gonna do great tonight!" FML
Today, I walked into my hotel room, took off my coat and started unpacking. Ten minutes later, an older couple walked in, holding luggage. I'd gone into THEIR room. The receptionist gave me the wrong fob. They were surprisingly calm, but I had to explain why I’d already used one of their towels. FML
Today, after a very long day, I needed a hotel room but the only one available was a honeymoon suite. I was so tired, I just said yes. My wife just called demanding to know why I was charging a romantic room to our joint credit card, and if I’ve got a woman with me. I just want to go to sleep. FML
Today, my in-laws decided they were going to stay an extra week during our vacation to Dominican Republic next year. This would be fine, if we weren't travelling for our destination wedding, and the extra week wasn't our honeymoon. They are literally joining us on our honeymoon. FML
Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML
Today, we got on the plane for our honeymoon and her parents were on the same damn plane, going to the same spa resort, in the room next door, and my wife has the nerve to tell me it was a coincidence. How we supposed to get our sexy freak on, sharing a bedroom wall with her repressed mother? FML
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Top comments
uberrcool 0
Wow, that must suck. Maybe you could ask them to move? In a polite way?
Bigblackbunny 2
Who says it has to be in the hotel room? Go somewhere else.
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Comments (117)
AkihiroHattori5 0
ooh, I wonder how they're gonna embarrass you tomorrow. Mabye you should just have sex with your wife then kill yourself cuz you'll definitely be embarrassed to death tomorrow.
alibi2277439 0
maybe they'll find a place to play bingo all day...and all night...
lutzluv124 0
try to ignore it i mean its your night have fun, its a night you'll never forget fortinutley they might IMPORTANT SIDE NOTE: *try not to be a screamer though*
QDogg119 0
PLAN BETTER NEXT TIME DOUCHE! YOU NEED THE HONEYMOON SUITE!
Mira Lux 26
Lets calm down here, they did plan and do they do have the honeymoon suite, the only issue is that grandparents who are probably staying in a NORMAL room, shares a wall with the honeymoon suite(where OP is)
Raytestrak 3
It's just sex, you'll have plenty of it in time to come. Now you have a priceless memory. Chances are you're going to be too drunk to get it up anyway. Have fun.
melchior_fml 0
you shouldn't have to be quite when you're consummating your marriage. it's not like you have to be sneaky anymore. not like you have to worry about your mom or dad catching you. and your grandparents might be bothered by it, but they can move or get earplugs. it's not like they never had sex.
mikyroxsox 0
you should do it somewhere where their room cant hear you
bkutz 0
dude what the hell are you doing posting FML's on your honeymoon
audreyy062 2
arent hotel rooms supposed to be sort of soundproof? idk...
Capnstabaho 0
Make them proud!