Today, while power washing my deck, a bee flew and landed on my leg. Thinking I'd just wash it away before it could sting me, I aimed the power washer nozzle at the bee. A bee sting isn't nearly as painful as power washing your leg. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML
Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
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Top comments
Eresbel 0
Yeah... that was pretty much YDI.
boomBOOMshake 0
Wow. That is a YDI, but I would have done the same thing.
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Eresbel 0
Yeah... that was pretty much YDI.
spez86 0
stupid bitch ! look what it does to concrete driveways haha hope you learned actully do it again
lovelydefiance89 0
Wow, to someone that has all the smart comments, grammar and spelling seem to elude you.
IscoreOnU 19
Red: Dumbass!
Satoyuki 0
Very smart.
cbeaith 0
what's with all the FMLs about both bees and fatties eating disgusting things lately?
thefuckingmaggot 0
I've done that before, on my foot, hurts like hell.
spez86 0
BTW it's pressure washing
Metzler31 17
Shut up no it isn't. I own one and it's called a power washer. And my dad's friend tried to powerwash his foot; tore the skin right off of it.
iluffmcrandbvb 1
EAGLEEEES FANNNNN!!!!!! yayyy
darebear331 4
same here i have a big scar because it was a powerful machine
jayqwe2 0
you are supposed to at least point it at an angle where the water stream isn't coming at full force inflicting pain on your leg, but i haven't tried before so i could be wrong
desoto96 9
You guys are both retarded. Both names are often used for it. Just like theres more then one name for a pizza. East siders call it a pie.
chewebb 8
You're an idiot.
lycania 0
Haha dumbass. bees wont sting you unless you aggravate them. move out the way next time
emily4040 18
Move out of the way of what? The bee was on his leg...
ellis_fml 0
You're an idiot.
boomBOOMshake 0
Wow. That is a YDI, but I would have done the same thing.
too_much_fun 0
Actually bee stings hurt like mad and still smart a while after it happens, so powerwashing it off was a safe bet i'd say.
pozmc 0
actually I know someone who accidently ran a powerwasher across their toes and it cut her skin down to the bone
lolwhat_fml 0
What does 'powerwashing' mean ?!
thirdbase1733 0
retard. google it you four year old
Guido25897 4
It's a really powerful water hose.
Soparot 29
Pretty sure this was sarcasm
WIDRR 0
#3 there is no food in this FML you moron. OP yeah that musta hurt, although i can understand how you just thought for a split second, oh ill just spray it away..