Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. Fifteen minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML
Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to prank my friend. When he came to pick me up in his car, I pulled up my mask, put on my toque, got in the back seat and yelled "This is a robbery! Don't talk! Drive now!" I'd hopped in the back of the wrong car. FML
Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML
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Top comments
Fluffydemise 18
You are not an accomplice, and the police will surely figure that out. What you most definitely are, however, is a bad judge of character!
EngageZoo5 8
The jig is up. The news is out. They finally found you.
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Comments (76)
rashadmahmoud 4
You got got.
linstar 13
#1 - this is why FML gives you a few minutes to check and edit your comment.
ervington 8
I don't see the problem with that comment
HKCgrimmjow 15
I'm surprised OP didn't take any of the subtle hints that it was an actual robbery, you know, perhaps a gun, money, a mask, frantic panicking, sweating, accelerated heart rate and such... People usually aren't calm after committing a hefty sentencing crime.
Potatobacon 6
I thought his comment was kinda funny
EngageZoo5 8
The jig is up. The news is out. They finally found you.
Rommel1942 9
Only took 15 mins.
rg350dx 29
This renegade didn't have it made and was retrieved for his bounty.
MysteriousX_fml 10
Never more to go astray. This will be the end today of the wanted man.
andrew6p 19
Sucks to be you right now op! Anyways choose your friends wisely from now and on!
Rommel1942 9
'Murica!
gc327072 31
5/ Bacon
TayonaC 10
Damn your friend is an ass for hiding out at your place knowing you could also be held accountable. Good luck explaining that to the police. :/
Jac_d_ipper 10
and Op you are a moron.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Not necessarily... This sounds like something my friend would say jokingly.
MadarseLizard 7
Yes, but I don't believe your friend has robbed an actual bank when they say that.
TheAbstract 15
51, the OP didn't know that their friend robbed a bank, man. People joke and say goofy things to each other all the time.That's why they thought it was a joke.
goose12321 11
#51 uh, that's the point....
Fluffydemise 18
You are not an accomplice, and the police will surely figure that out. What you most definitely are, however, is a bad judge of character!
KBurns207 17
He didn't seem to have a bag of cash? Or maybe some kind of weapon? Your friend is a d-bag for doing that to you though.
Jharrist89 12
Damn... That a may also be hard to prove that you had no idea.. Maybe they'll check phone records, etc.. Hopefully you'll be able to get out of this one.
hayfayday 15
I'm sure phone records would go well. Text from friend: "I robbed a bank, can I hide at your house :P" Text from OP: "Yeah, sure bud. I'm home."
DollyDope 17
Well you're obviously not on jail so it seems like things shall turn out okay for you. Just be more selective about the people you call friends
rg350dx 29
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars..
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
They will find out you were not involved, but hopefully you will learn from your mistakes and not trust unworthy people.
slooby_fml 25
Trust no one