Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing the "I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts…" song before we had sex. Now, every time we have sex, that song is going to be in my head. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to serenade me with The Sex is Good by Saving Abel. According to him, "I have to fake it, I'd leave if I could. I'm not in love, but the sex is good." FML
Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, I was trying on a shirt and asked my boyfriend if he liked it. He replied, "If I say no, can we still have sex tonight?" FML
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
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godofswag 6
that's not gonna be the only thing stuck in u O yes I did just make that joke what up
Androidz 0
To both previous statements, what in the actual **** are you talking about?
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Comments (81)
bjr1208 3
Doesn't matter had sex
bizarre_ftw 22
Well all I can say is, by the time you hit to "I'm too sexy for my cat" either learn to finish quickly or become a furry
Jonkbaby 23
step 2:?????? step 3:profit!
Jonkbaby 23
I'm dyslexic for my cat
Androidz 0
To both previous statements, what in the actual **** are you talking about?
VenomSiphon 13
NOOOO NOW IT WILL BE IN MY HEAD TOOO. LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE
supertacowaffle 41
When it gets to 'I'm so sexy it hurts', moan. It'll be appropriate.
DalPozzo13 10
Simple, think of a different song..
GovernorGeneral 8
One does not simply think of a different song.
Epsilonyx 15
Ooh. You touch my tralala. MY DING DING DONG. Good alternative.
boofgall 16
I had an ex that wanted to listen to Rammstein everytime we did it, Jesus that was weird.
Epsilonyx 15
Yeah, "Pussy" would make for some good motivation.
aron666 25
Well Rammstein really has some good rhythms for that use
shoopd 19
Yeah! Rammstein is perfect...if you want to cause internal bleeding.
bibbster18 11
I think the song "I Just Had Sex" by The Lonely Island would work.
desireev 18
Yeah.. The Lonely Island has lost it's originality. How about some Nine Inch Nails or something? Maybe A Perfect Circle? Yep.. Something along those lines would be awesome! :)
RedPillSucks 33
When I think about you I touch myself.
bjr1208 3
Doesn't matter had sex
RinaVampire31 18
You had it coming..
LunaDragon 10
As I mourn for yours ^ ma'am. *taps playing in the background*
LunaDragon 10
Why is my reply above 9 instead of under it? Or am I seeing things, man I gotta lay off the skittles. o.0
xxXJakeXxx 2
first! haha.
bizarre_ftw 22
Oh the crippling failureness! I mourn for your dignity ma'am
jtthegr8 26
Keep your shirt on, might fix your problem, or just try not to be funny?
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
And afterwords you can think of "I just had sex" by the lonely island and akon.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
^^Please disregard comment above.^^ meant as a reply to #8
Pentium_4 27
1992, win
godofswag 6
that's not gonna be the only thing stuck in u O yes I did just make that joke what up
chickenwalrus 14
she had it "coming"
Waffl3z 8
Just think of Big. Open. Spaces. Catch my drift?
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Like a flashlight in a cave.. A hotdog in a hallway if you will.
TaysDarkLust 11
Like a noodle and a pringles can