Today, I helped my grandparents carry luggage to their hotel room, where they're staying the night tonight after my wedding reception. Their room is 203. Mine is 201. Their room shares a wall with my honeymoon suite. My grandparents are going to hear me consummate my marriage. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, as my husband and I were leaving our wedding reception, my mother-in-law hugged me and whispered in my ear, "You're gonna do great tonight!" FML
Today, I walked into my hotel room, took off my coat and started unpacking. Ten minutes later, an older couple walked in, holding luggage. I'd gone into THEIR room. The receptionist gave me the wrong fob. They were surprisingly calm, but I had to explain why I’d already used one of their towels. FML
Today, after a very long day, I needed a hotel room but the only one available was a honeymoon suite. I was so tired, I just said yes. My wife just called demanding to know why I was charging a romantic room to our joint credit card, and if I’ve got a woman with me. I just want to go to sleep. FML
Today, my in-laws decided they were going to stay an extra week during our vacation to Dominican Republic next year. This would be fine, if we weren't travelling for our destination wedding, and the extra week wasn't our honeymoon. They are literally joining us on our honeymoon. FML
Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML
Today, we got on the plane for our honeymoon and her parents were on the same damn plane, going to the same spa resort, in the room next door, and my wife has the nerve to tell me it was a coincidence. How we supposed to get our sexy freak on, sharing a bedroom wall with her repressed mother? FML
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uberrcool 0
Wow, that must suck. Maybe you could ask them to move? In a polite way?
Bigblackbunny 2
Who says it has to be in the hotel room? Go somewhere else.
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Comments (117)
wowfmlife 0
Everyone saying the honeymoon suite shouldn't be attatched to another room... the way the OP says it, it sounds like its just a regular room. He says MY honeymoon suite as opposed to THE honeymoon suite. To me it sounds like he just has a regular suite but since its his wedding night, is calling it his honeymoon suite. Just a thought. And to the OP, it shouldn't matter who is around you. Being loud and roucous late at night while everyone else is trying to sleep, is just plain rude and inconsiderate. I want to say YDI
MizzHollywood 0
get them another room with more luxuries and tell them that it's a gift, but don't tell them the truth. or else get another room. I'm looking at #46 and I agree. I don't think it's THE honeymoon suite. So you can change rooms. problem solved.
tje210_fml 0
dude who cares? your grandparents have had way more sex than you. pretty sure they're comfortable with it by now.
SweetieLish 0
I'm pretty sure your grandparents have been around long enough to know what happens the night after someone gets married....they've done it, their children have done it, and now you're going to do it. It's a part of life. I'm pretty sure they're OK with that. They probably want great-grandchildren anyways.
henri_fml 0
oh yeah, grand ma and grand pa are gonna sit up all night listening as you do the deed (sarcasm). they probably fell asleep the moment you left them. and how are they going to hear you? do you two plan on playing trumpets?
genius_man16 1
lmao, I thought that too.
getoutofmypants 0
LOL Typical Kansans.
WFMS 0
why are you staying at the same hotel as your family. that's an akward breakfast the next day
hecuva 0
I agree with a few of the postings here... definately isn't THE honeymoon suite... just their hotel room that they made their honeymoon suite, i mean... the 2nd floor?
Grawlix 0
That's what you get for waiting until marriage ;]
OMGQueenB 0
Forget them. Do it loud and proud. And congrats on your marriage !