Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML
Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML
Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML
Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML
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Top comments
hbcbmx 5
Change the locks while hes gone ;)
geod69 8
Probably with his other mistress
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Comments (265)
daisyismydog 3
Thats horrible.. I hate cheating stories
hateevryone 15
surprise him with divorce papers.
Kraft92 8
Gotta say, at first I was expecting you to find a vibrator or something, which made me smile; then the whole cheating thing came into play, made me a sad Eskimo.
alaskababy907 11
Racist much?
Mifflicious 18
Racist isn't about using words like eskimo and such, it's about thinking some races are more worth than other. Saying one is a racis just for saying eskimo is just stupid, soon we won't be allowed to talk at all if it goes on like that.
pudwoogie 0
Have her waiting with you at your house when he comes home
Kreen_fml 0
What a douche.
rockinsexychick 5
Omfg I sooooo thot vibrator at first sorry girl but leave hiz sorry lil ass!!!!
thereal501 2
What's wrong with you?!
guerillazinsuits 1
Running from his problems like every man does.
meg882002 0
Kick his ass to the curb you deserve better
SCOLA 0
WOW!
nikkirenn 6
Take your half of the shit and leave him. Hell, take all the stuff, he doesn't even deserve a phone call.