wow
United States
Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
I will find you and I will fucking fuck y
Falmouth, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
RockMeetsHardPlace
Midlothian, United States
Drugs are bad, well, some of them
Today, like every day since my diagnosis, I've had to choose between two impossible options. Either I deal with debilitating headaches where I cannot focus, or I feel so drowsy that I cannot focus. My finals are in a week and I can't study. FML
Ibrowtheedge
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Eyebrowless
Willingboro, United States
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
driving me crazy
Zzzzzzzzz
Today, I had to temporarily relocate to my brother's room after mine was being repainted. Not only do I have to sleep on the floor, but I also have to put up with my brother and dog both snoring loudly. What's worse is that they alternate in snoring. Goodbye sleep. FML
Anonymous
By any means necessary
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Eyebrowsgone
United States
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
Picky
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
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Fml37 0
wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.
cactus_fml 0
Wow. You should sneak into his room while he's asleep and pluck his one chest hair.
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kewlcat 0
ive accidently shaved off one of my eyebrows before... actually it wasnt an accident i just thought that if i shaved it off, it would look like penciled in eyebrows. i was a silly 4 year old.
1234five 0
What does a troll mean?
xOblivion 0
what an ass. you'd better shave the other and draw them until they grow back..
ayylash 0
gotta say this was very well written hahaha oh and FYL, sorry =/
xTinyLovex 0
Learn to draw in eyebrows and shave the other off. Explain what happened so people don't think you had a nervous breakdown.
rustyrox 0
keep the eyebrow and get really good at making a fake one... use pencil or I use powder and clear masguera on mine... might work for you? clear masguera can shape and make them closer to the skin which may make it less noticeable. Just don't go swimming! I think you should suggest your parents that your brother should be grounded till it grows back!
TiredandHungry 0
One time my friend accidentally shaved off her eyebrow. I say none and then draw them on
chinchilla_fml 0
HAHAHA I love how this was written.
cruhl49 0
Super glue his hair
aznwhitekid 0
haha! that sucks! sorry x] maybe get lady gaga bangs? they can hide your eyebrows (or lack thereof) :-D