wow
United States
Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
I will find you and I will fucking fuck y
Falmouth, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
RockMeetsHardPlace
Midlothian, United States
Drugs are bad, well, some of them
Today, like every day since my diagnosis, I've had to choose between two impossible options. Either I deal with debilitating headaches where I cannot focus, or I feel so drowsy that I cannot focus. My finals are in a week and I can't study. FML
Ibrowtheedge
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Eyebrowless
Willingboro, United States
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
driving me crazy
Zzzzzzzzz
Today, I had to temporarily relocate to my brother's room after mine was being repainted. Not only do I have to sleep on the floor, but I also have to put up with my brother and dog both snoring loudly. What's worse is that they alternate in snoring. Goodbye sleep. FML
Anonymous
By any means necessary
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Eyebrowsgone
United States
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
Picky
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
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Fml37 0
wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.
cactus_fml 0
Wow. You should sneak into his room while he's asleep and pluck his one chest hair.
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makeanaccount 0
Make your brother choose between one ball or no balls at all. Maybe then he'll see you mean buisness...
jamesoldboy 0
They dont call them magic markers for nothing
manoverboard 0
I'm a heavy sleeper, too. :/ It's times like these I'm glad it looks like I have no eyebrows.
deadairspace 1
I lol'd
oddrie44 0
dude, just shave tho other one off and start a new trend. A long time a go all women shaved off their eyebrows. the mona lisa has no eyebrows.
carrot89 0
Draw them on with eyeliner. Or, you could be trendy like #134 said. Just think of all the famous people who have sported the eyebrow-less look! (Marilyn Manson, David Bowie, Bob Geldof, ect...)
Tucker28 0
I love hove you put it. Its really funny. not what happened to you though.
xwtf_manx 0
My sister did the same thing to my brother in law years ago...I suggest bangs or large sunglasses ;)
cotoews 0
haha, ive seriously never laughed so hard at one of these before. ahem. i mean, sorry, that sucks. no really, i mean it
railfan_fml 0
and that's why god made sharpies