wow
United States
Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
I will find you and I will fucking fuck y
Falmouth, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
RockMeetsHardPlace
Midlothian, United States
Drugs are bad, well, some of them
Today, like every day since my diagnosis, I've had to choose between two impossible options. Either I deal with debilitating headaches where I cannot focus, or I feel so drowsy that I cannot focus. My finals are in a week and I can't study. FML
Ibrowtheedge
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Eyebrowless
Willingboro, United States
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
driving me crazy
Zzzzzzzzz
Today, I had to temporarily relocate to my brother's room after mine was being repainted. Not only do I have to sleep on the floor, but I also have to put up with my brother and dog both snoring loudly. What's worse is that they alternate in snoring. Goodbye sleep. FML
Anonymous
By any means necessary
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Eyebrowsgone
United States
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
Picky
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
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Fml37 0
wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.
cactus_fml 0
Wow. You should sneak into his room while he's asleep and pluck his one chest hair.
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dhall005 0
if he sleeps in his underwear run in his room while he's sleeping and start yelling "fire" and run to the door when he follows you let him go out the door then lock it behind him
youaresofucked 0
No, your brother is brilliant.
kaitlynadele 0
This reminds me of the book Paper Towns. :-P
dRose22 0
reminds me of something i would do to my brother :P
KKO_fml 0
I would like to ask what is wrong with your brother and how old is he? or what have you done to him?
mochie 0
You can always draw them on
xOpheliacx 0
buy fake eyebrows. http://www.headcovers.com/cosmetics/eyebrows/
mkpj 0
Hey, if you put tar on his hair while he is sleeping, it will cause his hair to never grow back! Hope your brother has fun being bald for life.
LadyAlathia 0
I'm thinking Nair in the brother's shampoo. And body wash. And anything else that comes in contact with him. Make him naked as a mole rat. Douche.
Chellsss 0
lmaoo. Once when my dad was drunk, me and my brother shaved half of his stash off and the other eyebrow. It was mad funny.