Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
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illmatic2 16
Use a sharpie.
twinny_sc 13
You do the math. I hate that shit.
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Comments (126)
illmatic2 16
Use a sharpie.
DocBastard 40
You can always say you were going for that retro Vanilla Ice look.
FaberDriveLuv 5
Aw damn....I guess you have to wait for them to grow back or draw the other half back on for now :
ChubbyCake 5
OP your eyebrow ran away from you :[
rraptor 0
get 'em done professionally next time. ydi.
IphonFML 6
this is ur chance! make it a new stylee! :)
supaman1 0
get a jobbbbbb
_PAK_G96Unit_ 0
I think this FML was already posted. Anybody think the same?
Einstein714 0
ydi for being cheap and trying to change how god made you
MarkSeattle 0
t-w-e-e-z-e-r-s
5t3ff1k4h 47
20- I really hope you're not serious. Also, she's "cheap" enough to go out and BUY a waxing kit for herself.
BagleHead 6
Shave off all your hair and go for that "Cancer Survivor" look
ChubbyCake 5
23- I was just thinking the same.
twinny_sc 13
20 really she deserves it for trying to change the way God made her? That's the dumbest thing to say in this scenario. That would be like saying a girl deserves it for cutting her leg while shaving.
atomicwedgie4u 0
wax then both off & tell people you're swimming competitively. when they grow back say you stopped because you get sea sick in the pool.
deathcharm001 3
very funny #10... I started laughing after I read the fml cuz the same thing happened to me when I was 3
Guuurlplease 0
lolololol shave half the other one off..
Jessi_the_sexii 0
never let this chcik wax her own pubes..
Einstein714 0
peoples reactions are funny when god is mentioned
bigblue95 0
were u suspecting sympathy by putting on this site?
idkmyusername 0
shave it off completely and get an eyebrow wig xD
Y_U_19029 0
and hence sharpies were born, try shaving everything and go for the chemo look, and you look less weird
BagleHead 6
Shave em off then buy the fake mustache kits and get an instant unibrow!
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
69- EPIC.
rraptor 0
why would you want a unibrow though.. ha
sc95060sc 0
ydi for being Jewish
JuliaM1000 10
Haha u failled
mintcar 10
Einstein 714, your logic is invalid. That's like saying clipping my toe nails qualifies as changing the way " God made me. "
irockfendergirl 0
50- Your comment before this one was flat out stupid. What's the difference in getting your eyebrows waxed and getting a hair cut? And you're acting like an attention *****. Nobody gives a shit if you bring God into it or not.
yesYDI 0
13 Maybe they don't have the money to do that.. So 13 Deserves It for being an idiot
comedychick 1
you should have know something would go wrong once you saw 'do it yourself'
apolo_fml 0
20- so, getting a haircut is changing the way " God made me"?
lwilso_22 0
thats awesome
Xrated_exctasy 0
hahahaha
BelleElle_fml 5
That's why I never try doing my eyebrows myself......
bubblzz 4
i do my eyebrows myself and i'm fine... but then again i'm really good with this kind of stuff;;) waxing , mani- pedi, cutting my own hair and so on...
FaiIedAtLife 0
Manicure* Pedicure*
bubblzz 4
mani- pedi is an abbreviation that is perfectly ok to use ;) i don't know what your problem is:);)
hazelkee 0
I think you are amazingly gorgeous.
stokedoc 0
or tattoo...
CheechyChoochy 0
get a do it yourself eyebrow maker!
dodgewama 0
thats why salons are there
xteldridgex 0
Quit being a cheap ass, and spend five bucks to have them done professionally you damn bum.
Honesty4U 0
Wow, I wish I had the disposable income that you do, to always get mine professionally done. We're in a recession, some people don't have the money to pay for the over priced salon waxes.
BagleHead 6
Yeah it's cheap to buy a whole kit for your own use
twinny_sc 13
The do it yourself kits can be expensive too.
Honesty4U 0
The DIY kit I use is $10 for a years supply. if I go to the salon, that's $8 AT LEAST once a month. You do the math!
twinny_sc 13
You do the math. I hate that shit.
BagleHead 6
45, just because your cheap doesn't mean everyone else is too
emmiekinz 0
hahah, nice 53.
Syb3rStrife 2
Draw it back on :)
Honesty4U 0
I always do my eyebrows at home with a DIY kit. Never had that happen. If you're actually careful then it won't happen.
primadonna9396 16
I did the same thing OP did to myself last week. Not really an FML though, it grew back in 4 days and no one even noticed in the meantime :-/
DepressedSoul124 0
wow h suck wig those