Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
Drugs are bad, well, some of them
Today, like every day since my diagnosis, I've had to choose between two impossible options. Either I deal with debilitating headaches where I cannot focus, or I feel so drowsy that I cannot focus. My finals are in a week and I can't study. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Zzzzzzzzz
Today, I had to temporarily relocate to my brother's room after mine was being repainted. Not only do I have to sleep on the floor, but I also have to put up with my brother and dog both snoring loudly. What's worse is that they alternate in snoring. Goodbye sleep. FML
By any means necessary
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
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Fml37 0
wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.
cactus_fml 0
Wow. You should sneak into his room while he's asleep and pluck his one chest hair.
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Comments (165)
viaco12 0
thx 4 explaining in such detail...
jamjam12 15
love how u worded that!
Jakojan 4
YDI for sleeping >.>
sugarbabyxoxo 2
draw them on! Go all 'Jefferee Star' XD he's a hot bitch! LOL
kourtny_rocks 0
haha thats f*ckin hilariouse dude my bros did that to me about 2 years ago but it was my bangs so i looked like a ****** unicorn for like 6 months till they grew back!!
cormycakez 3
shave them both off and buy fake ones... they look neater anyway lol
lickme89 3
For everyone saying she deserved it,you all are a$$holes.
charbz 0
cut his **** and then put it in his mouth
ilovefall10 21
you could always do what my mom does and draw on your eyebrow(s)
jkpajama 0
WTF i don't get it