Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML
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Top comments
LissaMccracken 23
I think its too late for that...
GhostChickens 17
Why would your first instinct be to rip them off? Melt the wax, wash the wax away, whatever. Don't rip your eyebrows off, ouch! I feel sorry for you, dude, but you made a big mistake.
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Comments (67)
LissaMccracken 23
I think its too late for that...
YourBatteryIsLow 8
I have a feeling that won't help anymore... It says she has very little of her eyebrows left so that implies that she already ripped them off...
Bano360 25
I've had my eyebrows shaved off in my sleep. I was at a 3 week camp where you learn Irish and live with a family. We had big prank wars. Anyway the girls just drew eyebrows for me with whatever they do it with.
MexiMental 10
Make everyone else's eyebrows completely disappear in their sleep
TheWildRover1 12
ahhh the god auld ghaelteacht!
harshallmeim69 9
geogwich :D (just read it out loud you understand. I can't type in Irish. )
TheWildRover1 12
nice try but its dia duit (dee-ah gwitch) and the reply to that is dia is mhuire duit (dee-ah iss murr-ah gwitch)
golden_warrior 23
Camera time, just incase they do it again. However, you should be able narrow down who did it because it's your family and you show know each of their characteristic by now.
Helpfulman 17
What if it was a ghost?
Ukeee_X 19
Or the quiet one? I have heard it's often them
GhostChickens 17
Why would your first instinct be to rip them off? Melt the wax, wash the wax away, whatever. Don't rip your eyebrows off, ouch! I feel sorry for you, dude, but you made a big mistake.
tomwantssnow 14
Yeah I'm surprised there are still people that don't realize that Google can solve all of your problems
ThatFancyPenn 18
Or if OP had already ripped it off, they could just draw them back on like most people do nowadays!
volkener12 1
Hop in the shower
WhoWhat_fml 10
I don't think showering will magically restore OP's eyebrows...
Missyeru 14
That sucks, but they'll grow baxk
tomwantssnow 14
Until then, she will have to live with sharpie eyebrows
truth_teller23 11
There's makeup for eyebrows ya know? Sharpie eyebrows are just plain dumb.
StompinOnCrayons 15
Sometimes the makeup looks like it's been done with sharpies... or crayons.
SMHsohard 22
"Stupid excuse of a prank"? I don't know, sounds pretty good to me, especially since you can't figure out who did it. Your family must be amazing poker players.
Chris93Jones 20
I'm doing this to people from now on.
sunnyray812 42
Must've been an ornery younger sibling.
gracehi 33
Meyer be thorough in your revenge then. Wax everyone else's eyebrows off just to be sure.