Today, and for the third time this week, I found a pubic hair in my soup. I'm currently bed-ridden and can't afford to piss off my boyfriend by complaining. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, I've been bedridden with the flu for two weeks. My boyfriend only got concerned because I haven't done any laundry, and was worried about what the girls at the coffee shop across from work would think if he turned up wearing the same clothes two days in a row. FML
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sunshine41196 12
How are you able to continue eating?....FYL Op...I hope you get better soon
upallnight11 19
I guess you've found his special ingredient, OP.
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Comments (109)
sunshine41196 12
How are you able to continue eating?....FYL Op...I hope you get better soon
mikailanicole98 11
I wanna know why she would keep eating the food he gives her... O.o
expectcriticism 13
how does she know it's a pubic hair though?
mrlopez 13
Pubic hair is curly due to the fact that it stays crunched underneath boxers/briefs, and the end of its strand is usually tapered sharply
ptoka 20
Glad we went down this path, my question is simply... What the **** is he doing to her soup?!
Dthsapprntc 23
It's the special high protein soup for, uhm, building muscle, or something. OP might not want to ask....
happle 21
37, I don't know about that. Mine isn't curly at all.
Wolf87535 4
Tea bag soup? nasty.
nightowl713 25
Chest hairs can look exactly like pubes. That sounds like a much more reasonable explanation than the aforementioned theory. The only way I can justify it happening more than once and actually being pubic hair, is if he is resentful for having to care for her and doing it on purpose as a ,seemingly, secret payback. Otherwise, making soup shirtless seems more plausible.
Brzztffn 5
She's bed ridden, try to make food without leaving your bed.
wellthen7154 12
Maybe the ingestion of unknown hairs is why OP is sick.
coried91 28
55- Most of the Asian people I know have little to no body hair. My husband is Vietnamese and no one in his family even have much leg hair let alone chest hair. I'm just saying this because it says she's from China.
upallnight11 19
I guess you've found his special ingredient, OP.
maximus_prime 24
It's his special cream of mushroom soup.
ericcrash 13
Is it love?
kristabelli 19
I'm uncomfortable with op's attitude - she's afraid of pissing him off? She shouldn't have to be afraid to point out hair in her soup. Something is very wrong here.
frozen92_fml 12
Your boyfriend seems a bit passive aggressive.
kylieh72 25
I actually laughed out loud at this comment because I never would have considered that someone might intentionally put pubic hairs into someone else's soup out of some kind of spite.
Redoxx_fml 22
What is he doing to your soup?
cyttex 13
He is making her soup and somehow his pubic hair go in it, please read the fml.
weveallbeenthere 30
stirring it.
Pussycat86 18
Making it hot maybe
XDsmileyDX_fml 24
American Soup
guterkamerad 6
That's gross even imagining your boyfriend seems to scratching himself or something before giving you your food...
coried91 28
What I find gross is he's not bothering to wash his hands when preparing his sick girlfriend food. It's one thing to scratch your balls or whatever he's doing. At least wash your damn hands. You'd think since he's her boyfriend he'd respect her a bit more.
reaxion 25
I think it might be "or something". I suspect her boyfriend is adding a little extra personal protein in her soup...
jstorie95 8
Complain anyway
ItsMeDiegoG 8
That's disgusting. I'm sorry OP
olpally 33
I would complain! Your bf is disgusting!
EdenCrystal 21
This is when you complain to your boyfriend about it and get your best friend to help. That's just so unsanitary.
Setareh23 34
He might not even be thinking of it while doing it. Talk to him so that he knows. Most boyfriends who care about their girlfriend would want to know if something was disgusting her, rather than finding out about it later on when it's too late to change anything.
dachayke 16
Pubic hair in your food disgusts you? Oh, I'm so sorry, I had no idea!
invadermaythe1st 35
I think they mean, that the guy clearly doesn't realize he's "scratching his balls" or whatever, and getting it in the soup. It's a terrible habit, but I can't say anything because I'm not a guy, I've never experienced the needs XD
Setareh23 34
77 is right. Bad habits are often exactly that: habits. You don't think of them while doing them. All OP has to do is point it out to her boyfriend, and if he cares about her his reaction should be "oh shit, sorry, I didn't even realize it" and then to put a conscious effort while cooking to avoid it from then on.