wow
United States
Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
I will find you and I will fucking fuck y
Falmouth, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
RockMeetsHardPlace
Midlothian, United States
Drugs are bad, well, some of them
Today, like every day since my diagnosis, I've had to choose between two impossible options. Either I deal with debilitating headaches where I cannot focus, or I feel so drowsy that I cannot focus. My finals are in a week and I can't study. FML
Ibrowtheedge
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Eyebrowless
Willingboro, United States
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
driving me crazy
Zzzzzzzzz
Today, I had to temporarily relocate to my brother's room after mine was being repainted. Not only do I have to sleep on the floor, but I also have to put up with my brother and dog both snoring loudly. What's worse is that they alternate in snoring. Goodbye sleep. FML
Anonymous
By any means necessary
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Eyebrowsgone
United States
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
Picky
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
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Fml37 0
wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.
cactus_fml 0
Wow. You should sneak into his room while he's asleep and pluck his one chest hair.
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Comments (165)
Muse_89 0
Get bangs until they grow back.
katymack 11
Agreed!
cactus_fml 0
Wow. You should sneak into his room while he's asleep and pluck his one chest hair.
diet_otaku 0
I LOL'D
Lounia_fml 8
ROFLOL you're awesome man xD FUNNYYY xD
HELLOASHLEYLYNN 0
it's her bro though, so i doubt she'd pluck THAT.
drdingus 27
Sounds like a plan!
winterxleah 0
Just get sidebangs, and keep one eyebrow.
The_Cait 0
Oddly enough: been there.
lexiBRo 0
wow! I can't imagine sleeping through someone shaving off my eyebrow... I'd totally shave the other off and just look surprised for a while lol
lifesuck_fml 0
Do the same as the guy from My Best Friend's Girl and pencil them in hahaha FYL.
seb12992 0
Shave both his off while he's asleep.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
I'd go with no eyebrows xD then go get your hair cut to give you long bangs to cover your eyebrows (or lackthereof). :D wear extensions if necessary :P or magic marker!
awuh_man 0
it seems you, not your brother, as you believed, is the moron.
diet_otaku 0
no, actually, her brother is the moron for shaving off her eyebrow. what about this situation could possibly make the OP the moron?
Lounia_fml 8
Being a heavy sleeper I'm guessing. Although it's not like she can do anything about that so the bro is the moron, not her. Wow and I thought my brothers were complete idiots -.-
junomcguff_fml 0
Since you're a woman, you should go for no eyebrown, because you can just use an eyebrowbrush and draw eyebrows on your forehead. I do everyday, and there's a picture of me and my cousin at my profile if you wish to see my eyebrows ;)
paperfox_fml 0
I went to your profile expecting to come back and recommend you stopped doing that, but actually... they look good! Nice eyebrow drawing skills you have there. :)
redbluegreen 41
You're exactly right. Many people just shave them or wax them off completely and draw them on. When done right, they can look even better then normal eyebrows. Plus, how long does it take them to grow back anyway?
pissyapanties 0
I've heard that sometimes eyebrow hairs never grow back
voveraite 7
if you tweeze them, yes. If you shave them, there is not one reason in hell to have them not grow back :) OP, you have some sympathy hugs, and make sure you block access to your room while sleeping. And whilst penciling both in is a pretty good advice, it depends on how they were beforehand. If they were sparse, or lightly colored, it might look more natural, but if they were dark and filled in (sort of like mine :P) double FYL :(