WIno
United States
Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
Anonymous
Philippines
Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
AloneAtPerkins
West Bend, United States
Tree trunks
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Taylor
Eastchester, United States
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
yggiz
United States
Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Darwin_Award_Winner
Beaumont, United States
Today, in a drunken state, I decided that it would be a good idea to shave with a pizza cutter. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
michael
Your brain on alcohol
Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to shit out the second story window is a very bad idea. FML
michael
United States
Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML
Top comments
schwancy 2
Next time shave your legs befor you drink. That way you won't feel the need to do it once you're drunk.
mama2b3 20
haha did u miss a spot?
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Comments (106)
lmsweet 0
Ouch, how many bandaids you wearing?
sallen0046 4
Congrats! You "discovered" something anyone with even a little bit of common sense already knows.
12fuckmyshoe 0
73 you let spludge on those glasses?
12fuckmyshoe 0
me*
Zakafein 0
we trust u didnt go higher?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Well that was kind of a no-brainer, OP. At least you didn't try to shave your "downstairs bits" while drunk! I think that would have resulted in even more calamity.
roxy999_fml 0
hh why ??
valeriej 0
lmfao I've done this before! c'mon drunk showers are funn!!! ;)
KristinBby 0
dur tah dur
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
you're cool OP