WIno
United States
Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
Anonymous
Philippines
Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
AloneAtPerkins
West Bend, United States
Tree trunks
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Taylor
Eastchester, United States
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
yggiz
United States
Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Darwin_Award_Winner
Beaumont, United States
Today, in a drunken state, I decided that it would be a good idea to shave with a pizza cutter. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
michael
Your brain on alcohol
Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to shit out the second story window is a very bad idea. FML
michael
United States
Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML
Top comments
schwancy 2
Next time shave your legs befor you drink. That way you won't feel the need to do it once you're drunk.
mama2b3 20
haha did u miss a spot?
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Comments (106)
SCARYMUSIC 0
k well screw all of you who think it's his fault he was hammered stupid ppl. also, if this didn't happen then he would have another FML probably something like this " today, I didn't get hammered with my friend because I didn't want to get hurt by doing something stupid. Afterwards I tried dancing for fun because I was bored, this led to a razor cutting my eye.FML" and that OP is y I salut u. :)
minax24 0
no dip
epicwincomment 0
i like the way it hurts
shutthefuckup10 0
yeah try shaving ur balls it didn't go down that great
iseywisey 0
ooouchh :S
supermathnerd22 1
Cesar??? is this you?! haha!
girlychic 0
wow stupid much?
BloodandIce 11
Like you're going to remember the next time you're drunk?
BeautyBaby099 18
Guys OP means that they cut themselves while shaving, not missing a spot!
XxQuartersxX 14
LMFAO. I cant even imagine how that went. xD