Today, I had to wipe someone else's shit off the toilet seat for the third day in a row. We had a new staff member join our team three days ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
Today, one of the customers at work shat all down the side of the toilet and on the floor. They didn’t even try to make it in the bowl. Guess who had to clean it up. FML
Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML
Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML
Today, marks three weeks since I started my new dream job. It also marks the second time this week alone that I've clogged the toilet in the restroom. I'm almost 100% sure all my coworkers know it was me. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
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CheekyRaccoon 27
I can understand if it happened once, to a certain degree twice, but thrice? I seriously just don't understand how that would happen. Perhaps they're hovering above the toilet seat so that their cheeks don't touch the toilet seat and leads to them missing. However, that just seem preposterous, it's more likely that they're playing a game of poop darts, shooting it out like a cannon from afar and hoping it lands on target. If they don't, then the next person would have to clean it up and it's their turn.
jcash52426 5
Put an Anonymous sign in the bathroom. Stating that someone is leaving the bathroom a mess and that we need to keep it clean or worded something like that. This way if it is that person they are not embarrassed.
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Comments (19)
STFU01 14
#CTM... Clean Toilets Matter !!!
mrBearBear 11
"New hire? Perfect time for me to start living the way I've always wanted." - old employee
Manual_Manoosy 21
Sounds like the new staff member is really crappy.