Today, I had to wipe someone else's shit off the toilet seat for the third day in a row. We had a new staff member join our team three days ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
Today, one of the customers at work shat all down the side of the toilet and on the floor. They didn’t even try to make it in the bowl. Guess who had to clean it up. FML
Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML
Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML
Today, marks three weeks since I started my new dream job. It also marks the second time this week alone that I've clogged the toilet in the restroom. I'm almost 100% sure all my coworkers know it was me. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
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CheekyRaccoon 27
I can understand if it happened once, to a certain degree twice, but thrice? I seriously just don't understand how that would happen. Perhaps they're hovering above the toilet seat so that their cheeks don't touch the toilet seat and leads to them missing. However, that just seem preposterous, it's more likely that they're playing a game of poop darts, shooting it out like a cannon from afar and hoping it lands on target. If they don't, then the next person would have to clean it up and it's their turn.
jcash52426 5
Put an Anonymous sign in the bathroom. Stating that someone is leaving the bathroom a mess and that we need to keep it clean or worded something like that. This way if it is that person they are not embarrassed.
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wesleyc2110 22
Looks like they are full of shit and have bad aim too
jcash52426 5
Put an Anonymous sign in the bathroom. Stating that someone is leaving the bathroom a mess and that we need to keep it clean or worded something like that. This way if it is that person they are not embarrassed.
Sarah K. Oller 2
to hell with not embarrassing them. they knew they left shit on the toilet.
Mauskau 36
We have signs in our work toilets saying leave the toilets as clean as we'd like to find them, and still people ignore it. The only time people pay attention is when HR sends an email to the whole office to shame whoever did it (without naming them).
CheekyRaccoon 27
I can understand if it happened once, to a certain degree twice, but thrice? I seriously just don't understand how that would happen. Perhaps they're hovering above the toilet seat so that their cheeks don't touch the toilet seat and leads to them missing. However, that just seem preposterous, it's more likely that they're playing a game of poop darts, shooting it out like a cannon from afar and hoping it lands on target. If they don't, then the next person would have to clean it up and it's their turn.
species4872 20
You've given this shit quite some thought.
CheekyRaccoon 27
Nope, not really.
RichardPencil 32
Isn't that from the movie, "The Guy Who Couldn't Shit Straight?" Please don't make the "shitty situation" comment.
Bloodknight 22
How large is your team? Regardless of if it's actually the new guy or not, it shouldn't be something too difficult to figure out. Place a sign up of something along the lines of "leave the restroom as you found it/ cleanliness is everyone's responsibility" ect. If it happens even ONCE more after that, then pull the guilty party aside and lay it out bluntly that they're being not only grossly inconsiderate, but extremely disgusting and that it will not be tolerated and explain what should inevitably be the next disciplinary course of action should there be further instances, cause that is just beyond nasty!
Schuyler16 17
Correlation isn't causation, but I'd still politely ask the new team member about it.
Cali 57
How would you start a conversation like that?
Schuyler16 17
Lol idk but they could get crafty with it
species4872 20
It would be nice if reply's went under the comment that it was intended for. shit make over.
pjsr 33
Is try to move my internal 'poop clock' to before the offender poops.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
That is gross. It's not your job to clean that up. I say next time, if you see it, leave it there and go report it to the boss. Then have the new employee clean it up (if that's who's responsible). And I agree with the people who suggested to put a sign up as well. Whoever that is needs to clean up their own mess. FYL indeed.
False_Stupidity 42
Take note of when the new person goes to the toilet and check afterwards if they left a turd burger sitting on the seat, if so you have your culprit and can take other steps.