keenan
United States
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
fluke
United States
Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
Anonymous
Belgium
Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML
Lady of Sorrows
United States
Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML
Anonymous
Taiwan
Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML
HeShe
United States
Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML
Matt
Wilmington, United States
Geezer
Today, I went out to eat with some friends. I ordered a cocktail with my meal. I got carded, but had left my ID at home. Instead, I took my hat off to show that I'm bald. It worked. FML
androgynous
United States
TSA
Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML
matish
Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML
turtles_yup
San Francisco, United States
Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
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green_eyes124 0
umm then you need to change something sweetie , your hair? make up?
Zlappy 0
Why the hell did he care?
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Comments (189)
Jonsey92 0
damn!! I would sing a song called **** The Security -Method & Red
KaSeyXcaKeS 0
lmfao. this is great.
Lushhhhhh 0
Dike!!!
skwishTHEfishyy 0
ROFLMAO! get boobs, longer hair, more makeup and possible cosmetic surgery to your face
ohthebloodygore 16
No, it's me. It's always me.
Schizomaniac 24
I think not.
ohthebloodygore 16
Igloo, you're a dinosaur. Go to green land.
ohthebloodygore 16
I'm a purple unicorn. I'd like to stay in pink land.
ohthebloodygore 16
No, I like pink land.
ohthebloodygore 16
Shame on you.
green_eyes124 0
81- you won't win her
Schizomaniac 24
96 just made a big mistake. *Covers ears*
ohthebloodygore 16
What are you talking about, Eli? Igloo and I never fight.
green_eyes124 0
*hides behind Eli* (that is your name right?) Wait, what exactly did I do wrong?
ohthebloodygore 16
106, you said Ignorance will never beat me. Her and I never argue. Therefore we never know who will win. *cough*
green_eyes124 0
Ooh I see, sorry : )
Schizomaniac 24
That's half of my name, and for some reason everyone calls me that now. I was somewhat kidding. I was just expecting Ignorance to blow up on her like she does on me.
green_eyes124 0
What would you rather me call you?
Schizomaniac 24
By my definition, you do.
Schizomaniac 24
121, you can call me Eli. Everyone does.
green_eyes124 0
Okay, I'm Lauren : )
JustJess666 0
you know I think this is the sweetest group of comments ever on fml. I'm shocked! I'm so used to violence and insults and this is all so very nice. wowzers I need to sit down. *feels light headed* I don't know what else to say....
AshleyTay 0
ouch.
FirstBornUnicorn 0
That's because girls don't play video games. They belong in the kitchen.
KiwiLime 0
stfu and make me a sandwich.
FirstBornUnicorn 0
I don't even make my own sandwiches. What makes you think I would make you one?
ilovemydoodle123 0
stop with the sexist jokes please:(
FirstBornUnicorn 0
It was a just a joke and was supposed to be taken as just a joke. Sorry if I offended you.
Shookitup 0
I play videogames ALL the time :)
fullmetalshrimp 0
Videogames aren't just for men. Psh, I've met girls who game harder than some dudes do! Just saying.
khristina_marie 0
**** off
JustJess666 0
uhh I play video games all of the time and I'm boss at it.... btw the kitchen sucks!!
christian50 0
what's your gamertag 140?
RandomHavoc1 13
Don't get pissy because some of us can play better than you AND look hot in the meantime. lets see you boys do that with a game that makes you want to rage quit.
RandomHavoc1 13
I meant to put a :P on the end of that to make it sound less hostile... mah bad. :/
ohthebloodygore 16
SOOOO... what?
ohthebloodygore 16
You're an idiot.
1fast1 0
Why did you show him your license? you should have shown him your ****! YDI for being a prude dyke.
FirstBornUnicorn 0
SHOW ME YO TITAYS!!!