wait, what
Southampton, United Kingdom
Today, I found a 2-page letter nailed to the door of my car demanding that I break up with my girlfriend, Janet, so that a "real man" can date her instead. I’m a single straight woman and I don’t know anybody called Janet. FML
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Lobby_Bee 18
Ironic, a real man would confront you face to face, like a real man.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe you are “Janet.” Aside from not knowing your name, you should give the real man a chance. 1) He actually took the time to sit down with a pen and paper and write an old-fashioned letter, and 2) he has the strength to drive a nail into a car.
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Glowworm56 27
At least the nutjob didn't actually break the car.
RichardPencil 32
He did drive a nail into it!
Glowworm56 27
Oh, I didn't catch that part, thanks.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe you are “Janet.” Aside from not knowing your name, you should give the real man a chance. 1) He actually took the time to sit down with a pen and paper and write an old-fashioned letter, and 2) he has the strength to drive a nail into a car.
Lobby_Bee 18
Ironic, a real man would confront you face to face, like a real man.
Lalala579121 28
Maybe he put real man in quotes in the letter like OP did in the FML?
Murgray D. John 12
"Nailed"?!?!
Xynie 20
Same thing i said.
ViviMage 40
See if there is any evidence of the person who wrote the letter to make them pay for nailing it to the car
Glowworm56 27
"Damn it, Janet!"
arandomperson97 19
95 thesis of love.
RichardPencil 32
Hats off to you for going with the Martin Luther reference! I was thinking about it, but I chickened out.
Riana Rose Mitchell 4
Nailed it
davecross 11
Wait, someone really took a hammer and a nail to your car. That's awesome
Taj Mastrosavas 11
Is everyone just ignoring the fact that the account claims that OP is male?