Today, I showed my friends the picture I drew picturing the four of us in a 'zombie apocalypse' setting. Turns out they never saw me as their friend, and I'm creeping them out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a selfie and I looked creepy in it, so I sent it to a friend thinking it would be funny. He just said, "Dude, that's what you look like. I don't get it." FML
Today, my friend showed me a creepy piece of artwork he'd drawn. I laughed and said that it would give me nightmares, meaning it as a compliment. Turns out, this one was in honor of his dead grandmother, who'd raised him. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, I was accidentally tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML
Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML
Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML
Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML
Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML
Today, I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours, someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
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charvisioku 22
Turn them into bait.
Welshite 40
That's because you drew yourself as a zombie and them as humans.
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charvisioku 22
Turn them into bait.
silvercamaro 22
Or maybe even the ones being bit at the time?
Curiousmaknae 5
16- that would be bait..
LordoftheOcelots 10
OP can be my best friend any day.
silvercamaro 22
49- I read the comment/fml pretty fast at the time but yeah my comment was pretty stupid now that I read it again. Maybe 1 meant tying them up to lure some zombies in?
AssTard 15
Or trip them when being chased.
obnum 19
I don't think that would solve the problem... They would then think that OP is creepy and hates them too. ;) FYL op
Inheritance 10
If they are by any chance husky or fat keep them with you. Zombies always go for the slow fat ones.!
RadikulRam 16
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I would have thought drawing them in a zombie apocalypse scenario alone would have been considered weird and necrophiliac.
TheFirstSamurai 18
Maybe weird, not necrophiliac.
BeforeItWasCool 12
Do you know what necrophilia is? You haven't quite used it right.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Whaa... Do you even know what Necrophilia is?
RyanMacVey 17
Way to repeat the comment before you teeny. No one does it quite like you do.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Ryan, his comment wasn't there when I replied to him. Plus, we're one minute off. Get of my case, mate!
RyanMacVey 17
Well, that's just not good enough then mate, is it? :p
FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29
You and I have a very far definition of the word "necrophiliac".
ManInTheMachine 20
Ryan! What the ****?
RyanMacVey 17
Oh hey you, what's up man?
BeforeItWasCool 12
24- I'm not a he :) But its cool, we posted at basically the same time I don't have a problem, that dude shouldn't either!
RyanMacVey 17
Hey, you'd understand if you knew teeny as intimately as I do. And when I say intimately, I mean sexually.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Dammit, where's a mod when you need him!
unknown_user5566 27
A_Teen, I think they are all enjoying the cluster-****-ness that this thread has become.
Sirin_fml 47
Optimistically filming from the sideline.
ManInTheMachine 20
Sirin, Teeny said 'him', not her, so I think he was waiting for Alan. Unless there's something you'd like to tell us.
Sirin_fml 47
I think there's something Alan wants to tell you. But for now, just roll with Ryan. You might like it.
RyanMacVey 17
Cheers Si, knew you'd be on my side.
Schizomaniac 24
Eat shit, pen sucker! *throws rocks*
RyanMacVey 17
Stop being such an Objectophilia-phobe. It's not cool.
flockz 20
this entire thread made me feel like i was violently probed with a pinecone.
RyanMacVey 17
And you loved every second of it, flockz.
brambell69 5
GUYS! He's from Glasgow, all is explained
natameow 7
Hi....
mercymedical 6
Are you all Soft in the brain?
j_cat187 20
Haha his head is a thick candy shell. Whoever gets the reference gets this cookie.
ohcheriecherie 20
This thread gave me cancer.
KiddNYC1O 22
Oh, look, a cancer joke!
alphaskater09 9
Look at Rhodes badasses in ryans picture. They are so cool.
alphaskater09 9
121-**** autocorrect-_- I wanted to say those instead of Rhodes.
scuttlebuttz 1
Then you're not a very sentimental person with a very poor grasp of the definition of certain words.
agonydrum 7
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Drawing pictures of people surrounded by zombies is kind of creepy, maybe find new friends who like to do the same?
thatKidzmOm 10
It depends on how good the drawing is. I it's stick figures, yea, kinda creepy. If its an all out work of art...I'd like one!
agonydrum 7
Well than you and op should be friends, doesn't make it any less weird
BeforeItWasCool 12
It's not that weird. I have artistic friends and I've featured in some of their projects. I think the weird thing here is the fact these people aren't friends with OP, while OP thought they were. That's a little odd. The drawing itself isn't.
thatonename 7
38 and 57) no matter how "normal" you think it is, to someone out there, it's morbid, creepy, and weird. I don't think it is but I also don't get why 3/45 is getting so thumbed down?
xKites 4
I'd actually think it'd be pretty sick to see a drawing of me and my friends in that scenario.
UberNova 18
I sometimes sketch/draw Supernovae, which is one of the most catalytic events in the universe, which has more than enough power to obliterate the Earth and respective solar system (although Sol with not go Supernova) does that make me creepy too? Death of a star and what not...
Ameel_fml 19
Is it really that weird? Maybe I have strange friends (we love zombie movies and often discuss our plans for a potential zombie apocalypse), but I wouldn't find it the least bit strange if any of them drew a picture of us all fighting zombies. In fact, I'd be kinda flattered that they'd still want me around, even when the world is ending.
agonydrum 7
189 thanks for the life story and no that's not weird at least I don't think so, 94 it's just all the people who think zombies are cool and that the apocalypse is coming
Glassmaster 0
94, 3/47/114 isn't getting thumbed down because they have an unpopular opinion, they're getting thumbed down because they're acting like an ass about it.
Welshite 40
That's because you drew yourself as a zombie and them as humans.
stolencookie 17
...that would explain a lot. I guess people are afraid of the inevitable, especially now that they have declared that they are NOT friends, deeming them fair game..?
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
This fml really reminds me of Left 4 Dead :D
motherlovahh 7
Their loss. Now they are not gonna be in your team when the zombies attack!
gree_fml 11
When they ask for shelter, tell them they're creeping you out
WritingWrongs 8
Like your profile picture...
Srs_business 7
They'll regret not being friends with you when the zombie apocalypse happens.
MelTheGreat 23
Because of a picture?
LappDance 16
That one flew right over your head, didn't it 66?
OhDearBetrayal 25
I have a feeling that 66 would make a great "Stupid Girlfriend" meme. No offense or anything, but your facial expression and your comment kind of give it that air.
Larawk 8
Pfft! As long as the picture wasn't of you eating their face or something they'll get over your creepiness.
SortOfSexy 4
Now you know who to kill first during the apocalypse.
Valiumknights44 12
The zombie apocalypse is no time for building friendships
ksuth 25
Anything can happen..
Valiumknights44 12
Usually the only thing that happens is that you befriend someone who somehow gets infected and hides it from you. Then you find yourself in a battle to protect your think meat from imminent consumption. Trust no one!
gc327072 31
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I still don't get what's so fascinating about zombies, they aren't even scientifically possible.
GracesDelirium 9
Maybe not in the reanimated corpse sense, but there could be an illness that would cause zombie-like symptoms. You never know.
HarmDis 3
Cordyceps and other parasites that affect the brain could easily be engineered to affect humans instead and possibly used as a biological weapon. Rage virus could also be a possibility. But yeah, dead bodies rising is impossible.
Bunaf 4
Except in ants, where it already exists.
CrewBoy 10
And you know that they are scientifically impossible how? I would say more of medically improbable but it's far from scientifically impossible. Maybe you should get into biology a little more.
wallandpiece 16
http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html Read this, and then say it's not possible. Be scared. Be very scared.
CatchMe25 16
Bath salts!!
bonsaiboy26 1
Parasites can take over and host bodies
gracehi 33
Zombies: Theoretically possible? Yes. Is it really going to happen? No.
JerryH 9
Look at all the smart people who realize that their is really a possibility of zombies, and some who are obviously going to be the first to die
greeneyebeauty9 28
according to bath salts, it is possible.
Krajjan 9
53- My hero. I thought I'd have to list the article myself.
SamanthaCassieL 10
actually, theoretically it is. if the rabies virus mutated slightly so that your brain would shut down and not your body, then that's pretty much a zombie. you would bite and attack and eat people but wouldn't be conscious of doing so and would spread the infection that way if you survived a bite. how's that for being scientifically possible?
natameow 7
You should just never have said that... And OP I would love if you drew me in a zombie apocalypse!!!
Mr_Rhinoceros 5
Dude. Just-- dude. Santa isn't scientifically possible and little kids like him. Think of zombies as a mature Santa even though u don't get it. :)
nhi1221 9
Actually, it is possible to have a zombie apocalypse. And by that, I don't mean the walking dead. I mean that there could be infection that is has the same effects as the walking dead.