Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was pissing in a bathroom and I tossed my empty energy drink can into the toilet for laughs. The unnecessarily powerful flush sucked it up where it got stuck and caused me to get sprayed with toilet water while I frantically tried to open the stall. FML
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Top comments
Lexia_fml 0
I don't understand. Portable stalls? Then how could it tip? If not, how could someone get a hand under the door?
FPsLife 5
I don't think I've seen a portable stall with an opening in the door like that... That guy probably deserved it for sticking his phone in like that, but you really should have thought ahead...
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Comments (154)
PureGold 0
Wtf was the guy doing sticking his hand under the door with a cell phone? O_O Peeing on his had was gross and I wouldn't condone it, but tipping over a porta-potty while someone is in it shouldn't be punishment for ANYTHING. That's just disgusting beyond words x(. So FYL lol.
ooshrooms 1
I almost think ydi for peeing on him rather than kicking the door open into his face.
brunoisbeast 0
Nice reaction tho! Fyl that's ****** gross
lovesucksxxx 0
What the **** is wrong with some people? If someone did either of those things to me, I'd put them in the hospital.
fyourlife33 0
france sucks and that must be a rare port-a-john to have a slit like that as many people have already said.. should have done the kick in the face attack like before mentioned
4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20
I am so confuse, what is a porta-john and how did the guy tilt the porta-john?
kirbyfan23 0
A porta-john is one of those miniature bathrooms that instead of having any running water, dump all human waste into a small bin under the seat itself. And if you ever see one, it's just a tall rectangle with some weights at the bottom. 1 good tackle is all that's needed to tip it and have all the crap pour onto the unlucky person inside. Still, FYL for having a perv record you pee then dump that pee and more back onto you.
iamstupid1243 0
Saaaaay waaaaht? this makes no sense at all!
Kristoffer 35
I was gonna vote YDI but then I thought about it - why was the guy's hand in there in the first place? There's no telling what he was doing, so there's no real way to know if he was already planning to tip the thing over or not. I probably would have yelled at him instead of peeing on him, though.
Stevieebabyy 0
What...the...eff?!
soccergirl37 0
People- the hand was obviously recording the OP going to the bathroom, probably to post online. Some people like that. Yuck.