Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was pissing in a bathroom and I tossed my empty energy drink can into the toilet for laughs. The unnecessarily powerful flush sucked it up where it got stuck and caused me to get sprayed with toilet water while I frantically tried to open the stall. FML
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Top comments
Lexia_fml 0
I don't understand. Portable stalls? Then how could it tip? If not, how could someone get a hand under the door?
FPsLife 5
I don't think I've seen a portable stall with an opening in the door like that... That guy probably deserved it for sticking his phone in like that, but you really should have thought ahead...
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Comments (154)
chr1is 0
hahah wow what a ******* jerk but yeah you shoulda stole his phone and saw what it was doing rather than pissing on it
Beachbaybe 0
Haha that's harsh! He got piss on his phone and arm and you got it all over you!
mannix_fml 0
Damn! This is one of those moments just like in Mario Kart when I finally get ahead of all those bastards with my star power but then all of a sudden I slip onto someone's banana right before the finish line. Only worse. This makes me angry just by reading it...Stupid Yoshi.
ilovedastone 0
hhahhaha exactly
crisle12358 0
I would have grabbed the mans phone so that he'd have to wait for me to get out so i could bitch him out and throw his phone in the garbage or something
X_totallysucks_X 0
They really need a 'laugh your ass off' button. Still, that sucks for you. XDD
Hjelloo 0
YDI for calling it a "porta-john." That's probably one of the dumbest terms I have ever heard, and I have an entire manual on ebonics.
ThatOtherPerson 0
YDI for pullin an R-Kelly on someones hand
heeydominiquee 0
What a jerk (not you)
loobyfire 0
Hope you kicked their ass!
andi_w 0
who the hell cause it a "porta-john"? its either "porta-potty", or "johnny-on-the-spot" made me lol