Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML
Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
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IngenuityAbsent 19
Today, my invisibility stopped working as i entered the girl's locker room. FML
protoskore 27
<p>was he completely naked? Invisibility usually doesn't affect your clothes</p>
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Comments (19)
CamBamShamDaMan 26
You have got to be kidding me....
Kaylana_fml 31
<p>He'll make a fine voter in future political elections, that he will.</p>
RichardPencil 32
You're kicking him OUT of school?!?! That idiot needs more school! Lock him in the building and get him after-hours lessons on critical thinking and optics.
protoskore 27
<p>was he completely naked? Invisibility usually doesn't affect your clothes</p>
IngenuityAbsent 19
Today, my invisibility stopped working as i entered the girl's locker room. FML
trucker2 33
I can see this happening- if he was a special ed, truly mentally challenged kid..... Time to sign him up for health class- Could just be a dare....
Chris Kent 2
<p>Psych consult and drug screen stat</p>
PurpleMyth 28
This seems more like good ok' fashioned dumbassery.
xx000o 27
For some mysterious and unknown reasons, I sense Trump involment in this caper.
Arashikage 18
Wtf? What does trump have to do with this
jimmyironic 9
really? this isn't the place to push your political agenda.
WeirdUS 30
<p>I'm invisible no you're just naked. I find it hard to believe anyone sent stupid but considering I've read stories about people getting into fights because of my little pony costumes I believe it and get sad inside.</p>
PurpleMyth 28
I think that you might be the one who needs more schooling
OneFourNine 9
<p>Today, my post got published on FLM, and I discovered I was the most gullible person this side of the moon. FLM</p>
JackDupp 11
What's FLM?