Today, after my younger sister always made a habit of using everything of mine, from clothes to shoes to jewelry, the list now includes my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
Today, my sister asked to use my blow dryer, so I gave her the keys to my apartment. When I came home from work, half my clothes were missing. FML
Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
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Top comments
tounces7 28
You can and totally should blame anyone who cheats on you for doing so. This is a willful decision, not an accident.
cacheson 42
Sure... but threesomes with your sister? No thank you.
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Comments (4)
RichardPencil 32
I hope you mean EX-boyfriend. Oh, you probably do. I hope you mean LATE sister. Wait, that might be too much. You know, lots of strife could be avoided if more people were open to threesomes...just sayin'
cacheson 42
Sure... but threesomes with your sister? No thank you.
RichardPencil 32
It could be one of those pseudo-threesomes where the girls don't interact.
bloopaloop 27
Nice!
Hugball 22
can't totally blame him tho...most guys dating a girl who has a hot sister, esp a younger one, will do fantasy about doing her.... so if the said cute little sister is the one willing...most will run for it .
tounces7 28
You can and totally should blame anyone who cheats on you for doing so. This is a willful decision, not an accident.
Danielle Roberts 9
Beat her a**