noname
France
Today, I wanted to join the bus drivers strike. I couldn't… the buses were on strike. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
seriously??
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Jog on
Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML
Anonymous
Taipei, Taiwan
Today, I'm so broke that I had to call in sick to work because I couldn't afford to pay my bus fare. FML
Snowzies
United Kingdom
Stuck
Today, it was snowing really badly, so my boss said that everyone who drove to work could leave. But because I got the bus in, she said that I should stay and do a full day. By the time she eventually decided it was bad enough for me to leave, the buses were cancelled. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States
Homestuck
Today, I tried to book another train to go back to college for the spring after my first train was cancelled, only for it to be cancelled again, and there were no buses, nor did my parents want to drive me. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Unreliable
Today, despite getting to the bus stop early, the first bus didn’t turn up. The second one was late, and severe traffic caused me to be late for work. I can’t afford for my wages to be docked from this. FML
Stupid
Bellerive, Australia
Today, I waited thirty minutes for a bus that stopped running three weeks ago. FML
Lawrie
Privatisation
Today, the bus I needed to catch, that replaced the train I needed to catch, to get the flight home was full. I had to get a taxi instead. £140 to the nearest working train station. FML
coco
Canada
Bye!
Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML
Antonin
Switzerland
We meet again
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
Tom
Long day
Today, I got the bus to work instead of walking so I could be there faster. However, I accidentally got on the wrong bus which let me off a mile and a half away from my workplace. Then, after another half-hour of trying to walk there, I found that it wasn't even open that day. FML
Top comments
kat666 0
The irony is so thick you could cut it with a knife!!!
whatgoescomes 5
ha look who's talking you said your instead of you're
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Comments (34)
kat666 0
The irony is so thick you could cut it with a knife!!!
Atmaster 3
irony is a bitch also that is why buses shouldn't be allowed to strike people can't do anything without buses
derpderp 0
I have no sympathy for you. The bus strike cost many people their jobs.
happy_animal_lov 0
everyone has the right to a fair job.
McButterpants 0
That's not even funny.. I want to be entertained.
marleytooyou 0
ewe fatass
beccartist 1
yup. I agree.
Atmaster 3
wow 14 & 15 you are the most shallow people in the world who the **** cares what someone looks like on fml. it's not like he's stalking you because that would be different
Atmaster 3
also 15 your probably 1000x uglier than him
Youser 0
omg 14 I would have sex with you lol JK but ur really hot
JokestrMike89 0
Screw these guys, that's hella funny!
Rawr100 0
no...no sorry your not funny
lifeislife_fml 0
HAHA this one is really funny.
shivsta 0
i dont get it
girlplayscod2 0
your a smart person
whatgoescomes 5
ha look who's talking you said your instead of you're
lolfood 24
You missed some punctuation.
puppies1234 10
he wanted to go to the bus strike but his only transportation is a bus
kk3211 0
i think he needed to take a bus to get to the strike..... ha :l
JayCee45 0
Okay this one is just completely retarded. You fail at life.
salleh 0
this is stupid
monkey_boy984 0
This isn't FML worthy WTF is this gayness