Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML
Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML
Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Today, I was playing basketball with my friends. I went up for a dunk and ended up hitting my head on the rim, knocking myself out. When I came to my senses, my "friends" had all left. Assholes. FML
Today, I removed the safety padding from around the trampoline because it seemed useless. This afternoon, I did a backflip, got my hair stuck in the springs, ripped out a chunk of my hair, and face planted it into the brick pavers. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, I was doing squats at the gym. I caught my reflection in the mirror, got distracted by how awkward I looked, and lost my balance. I fell backward onto a medicine ball, rolled into another person’s legs, and took them down with me. We ended up in a sweaty heap. FML
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Top comments
KiddNYC1O 22
at least you banged him!
YellowCatch 0
bounce chika bounce bounce!
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Comments (92)
KiddNYC1O 22
at least you banged him!
KiddNYC1O 22
win
djbrooke12345 0
1- win!
reapfml 0
he took advantage of u while u were out
bonicr 0
#1 read my reply to you on the FML about the tick and you'll see how that applies. Sicko...
CRAZYBISCUIT 7
KIDDNYC10 your not ment to say that your own comment is a win.
KiddNYC1O 22
#20 I don't see it? and sorry that you got offended
twinny_sc 13
Safe sex is great sex :D
fisheatsbear 6
fooling around with "some guy". you mean you don't know his name?
tman118 0
**** you
SeanFredrick 3
Op at least you weren't concious and didn't have to feel the initial pain or embarassment which he did and Boing!
youngrob 0
1 is a win and a half
Shookitup 0
why would you do that on a trampoline?? isn't it usually outside?
SeanFredrick 3
^ Maybe she didn't mean fooling around like that? dirty mind?...
Shookitup 0
^^^ I highly doubt they were tickling eachother like little school girls -_-
19eightyeight 4
^^^^ that was hilarious, cutie!
oarisimo 4
43-some people live on private property or have fences. so unless they were jumping really high while naked I doubt anyone would notice, especially if it were dark. But maybe they were, who knows?! lol
VegasSkiess 0
so u were left there knocked out with a rather horny person u don't even knw well enough to stop referring to him as "some guy" hmmm....
icantbelieveit1 0
win
azhein 0
were there other people on the trampoline because I don't see why there was a hard enough bounce to knock you out otherwise
tifa608 4
lol tht true
sk8trzero53 0
ha total win #1
LolAtYourFail 12
did you notice your hymen was gone?
Cuppycake1488 0
Sowwy :'( that sucks..
Cbizzlez 10
he prolly raped you while u were out...
bigwood22 0
hahaha that aucks
killersnake33 0
lol my guess is he finished
Erh96 0
Ooooh it sounds like that would be hot. But FYL for that!
melmosuzanne 0
although I also had to see my brother have sex w his gf on my trampoline a few years back
KrystalCaliyah 0
you should pull your shirt up
shepaintsmusic 6
agreed...
lollipopblue 0
you should just burn that shirt...
marieduh 0
agreed
Shitz_N_Gigglez 0
Better yet, just keep your pictures off the internet in general.
roflinyourwaffle 0
agreed.
everydayim_fml 0
Wow guys thats rude...
YourMomxD 8
You're rude to point out that they were bein ruse. (And yes, it was rude of me to say this. But I don't give a ****.)
BillyDisselhorst 3
Whats rude is scrolling down the comments and all of a sudden a hippo in a green shirt is staring up at you.
supertaylor 0
at least he didn't rape you
justsayfuck 5
It's going to be a long list if you want to sum up all unrelated 'at least this and that didn't happen'. It doesn't make sense either.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Atleast you didn't get pooped on by a pokémon.
wolfstalker213 14
Or did he? -XFile theme-
jumpinurpants 0
niceeeee. not
xtfauthorx 0
I love your picture, it's so original ;)
loserboii 11
well you obviously remember it