Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML
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Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
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Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML
Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML
Today, I got to sports practice 30 seconds late and got kicked out for "poor time management". FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
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devigsgirl 0
it took you 10 min to run a mile? that's a long time
iAmScrubs 19
At least you weren't 10 minutes and 1 millisecond.
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skyttlz 32
we had to do it in 16 minutes and it took me 17
DFlit1 0
wow over 10 minutes?! I can walk a mile in about 8 minutes what were u doing talking to people along the way? if it seriously took u more than 10 minutes to complete a mile they should make u run a lot more than one more time lol
Egnar 19
You walk at 7.5mph?. . .Most people walk normally at 2.5-3.5mph. Power/Speed Walking =/= Walking
uncbballwins 0
Allow me to translate "You spit so much shit... You know that?" Thankfully I'm fluent in 7 different languages, including idiotsh.
ashseal 11
ohhhh that sucks :/ I feel bad for you. two seconds.! I would be so pissed
ashseal 11
in your picture, you can see down your shirt. I'd change it. just saying
SirSingle 4
um. yea. idc if you are overweight, heavy smoker, or lazy as hell...a 10 minute mile is not that difficult....if you actually try... 0_o
Person1233 13
This FML makes me laugh since I have a 4:29 1600m time, and I can walk 10-minute miles. But if you're out of shape and obese, running more is good for you! Look on the bright side, OP! You'll get some much needed exercise.
Blanca781720 5
lol!! when I ran the mile for the first time, I was in fifth grade and my time was 9:44
justinhi 0
you can't run a ten minute mile.... fail
adorableash 0
running a mile in under 10 is like easy. start out fast, keep a steady even pace through the middle, and finish it off with a sprint. breath in and out every two steps. easy as that (: good luck!