Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML
Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML
Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML
Today, I got to sports practice 30 seconds late and got kicked out for "poor time management". FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
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devigsgirl 0
it took you 10 min to run a mile? that's a long time
iAmScrubs 19
At least you weren't 10 minutes and 1 millisecond.
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PunxsatownyPhil 0
YDI. In my freshman year, I ran a 10:00 mile and needed a 9:30. This spring in my junior year I ran an 8:30. Get faster!
iluvhobos 5
#117- maybe that's the point? not like your picture's any less slutty.
zchats 0
your really ******* slow. it should take no more than 7 min
penisface69 17
lol. calling somebody slow coming from somebody who still doesn't know the difference between your and you're
zchats 0
lol it was my mistake... I'm in the army, I'm not expected to spell correctly. But I may I mention that I'm smart enough to the extent that the army trusts me as a helicopter pilot? hmm Im iz stewpid
ashseal 11
^um so is yours. and I'm not trying to be slutty. I'm just suggesting her to change it. doesn't mean I need to be attacked or does she need to listen to be and change it.
j_cat187 20
join track
ashseal 11
and at least you can't look down my shirt.
myth0x2 2
who the **** takes 10 min to run a mile?
AirForce48 2
That sucks but it's only a mile
ngarcia333 0
don't whine. it'll do u some good. wow ONE mile in TEN minutes!!! my god...
lekiat 0
damn you're out of shape!