Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML
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Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
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Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML
Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML
Today, I got to sports practice 30 seconds late and got kicked out for "poor time management". FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
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devigsgirl 0
it took you 10 min to run a mile? that's a long time
iAmScrubs 19
At least you weren't 10 minutes and 1 millisecond.
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shireeniee 8
Haha, you'll get better with practice! I went from 10min to 7 in a year, makes me really happy! haha good luck op(:
Trupe 3
I mean I'm gonna say you deserve it. If you're that badly out of shape you should do something about it. I'm 280 pounds and I can do that in like 8.......
joa76 3
That may be, but you know what? People can look at you and know you weigh 280 pounds. They can't look at someone and know they can't run a 10 minute mile. Unless you're actually a runner, or apparently if you're posting on this FML, no one cares how fast you can run.
cdypoore 0
keep a steady pace and then sprint the last quarter mile. i did that and my time was 7 minutes, and would have been faster had i actually tried.
TheKingDon 2
YDI, fat-ass.
dabo_fml 0
tht sucks tht slowest ive ever ran is 5 mins 24 seconds
seriouslyLifeSuc 0
umm I don't understand how u didn't make it...I'm fat and I can run a mile in about 9:30....I'm not sure what my latest time is but it's something from 9:30-9:50
ribbyc80 0
drop a quad of acid, then ull do it in 5 mins flat cause of the evil garden gnomes of doom chasing you with dildoes, riding unicorns painted in rainbows.
gpend 0
run fatty run!!!
squidly123456789 0
slow poke 5:26 right hurrr
jessmariex 0
Wow. The last time I had to run the mile was in middle school, and back then I got it in 8 minutes and that's with walking some of it. I would've done better if I actually tried. You either walked for a majority of it, or you're in elementary school. The last time I saw anyone get over ten minutes for the mile was in like 3rd grade. Only a few of the guys got under 10 minutes.