Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML
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Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML
Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML
Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML
Today, I got to sports practice 30 seconds late and got kicked out for "poor time management". FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
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devigsgirl 0
it took you 10 min to run a mile? that's a long time
iAmScrubs 19
At least you weren't 10 minutes and 1 millisecond.
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hogan_clay 0
ok I'm just gonna go ahead and say. no one should feel sorry for you! bc that is just an absolutely pathetic time anyway
ninjkabat 15
10 minutes for a mile seriously means you were walking for most of it and probably taking breaks. At average walking speed for someone your age, a mile takes 15 minutes. You couldn't be bothered to increase your speed from 4 mph to 5 mph - an increase of speed of only 25%? Then you totally deserve to fail that.
ninjkabat 15
Excuse me, my math was wrong: you need to increase your speed to 6mph. Still, that's only an increase of 50%.
wtfmylifedude 8
I don't understand why people are saying "Stop being lazy, try harder" OP was only 2 seconds off. Sorry, op.
dreamering 16
Because 10 minutes it's already a very high time. People can walk a mile in 20 minutes or even less.
anonymous654 0
this is the first fml I can relate to!
RyanMacVey 17
yo spoat so mutch shait .... doo ou now tht???
RunnerDudeTyler 0
I'm a varsity cross country and track runner... my best time in the mile is 4:43
RunnerDudeTyler 0
How did I get a thumbs down? I worked incredibly hard for years to be able to run that time.
sophieehehexD 0
you only have to do a mile? I have to do 4k (almost 2.5 miles) :(
Egnar 19
Back in High School I was an Ice Hockey player I played defense and it required a lot of quick sprints, I was one of the fastest on the ice - However, I struggled with a 1 mile run, even though I was fast, because it was completely different - Sustained speed instead of quick springs. Now, 8 years later I teach karate which requires a lot of cardio, endurance and discipline. I can run a 5:30 mile if I really want to and teeter at just about 23:00 doing a 5k at a steady pace.
LetsgoJets21 1
fat ass i run a mile in a little more than 6 minutes
WillyD123 2
if you can't run a mike in under 10 minutes you need to run a lot more.