Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML
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Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML
Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML
Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML
Today, I got to sports practice 30 seconds late and got kicked out for "poor time management". FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
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devigsgirl 0
it took you 10 min to run a mile? that's a long time
iAmScrubs 19
At least you weren't 10 minutes and 1 millisecond.
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goodfella925 0
I use to just say "**** this" I'm out
DudeImBetter 0
or even better "screw you guys I'm going home"
coling 0
lol carman....
coling 0
cartman"... god iPods are annoying to type with.
seanrox126 0
I can tell from your profile pic
imOaks 3
This is why I'm glad band counts as a physical education credit.
IbanezSprinter 0
what the heck? That's ridiculous. To graduate at my school you need 1 credit of PE
seekndestroy 3
Huh, thats weird. Band was a fine arts credit in my school district.
yuesha 5
In most places, when you're in band, you also participate in a marching show during football season. Marching band = first semester, concert band = second semester. You get half a PE credit for Marching, and half a Fine Arts credit for Concert. Where I live, you need 1.5 PE credits to graduate, so I took 4 years of band, which was the equivalent 2 PE credits. Everyone in band is in way better shape than anyone in PE. It's pathetic, to be honest.
cdude200 10
I used to be band no I wouldn't do it again
emert 0
**** all tht noise what's physical bout a gay ass marching band! y'all are pathetic!
OhHeySlogan 4
Whatt?? I should have definitely gotten P.E. credits for Chorus and Select Chior. [;
joa76 3
In most places? Not really. Here marching band is an extracurricular and doesn't count for anything towards school. And we need 3 PE credits to graduate...but you can't get away with less than 4, despite the official requirement. I knew a girl who played basketball and softball AND had dance class several days a week (acro, pointe, and teaching little kids), and still wasn't allowed out of gym.
firechicken86 0
Most people can walk a mile in 10 minutes. Try jogging a little next time and stop being lazy.
chippa 24
How can you walk a mile in ten minutes? Don't be ridiculous. You can't walk at 6mph.
joa76 3
When we did the mile at school, most people ran/walked/jogged (for example, we ran around the football field, and a lot of girls ran the short sides and walked the long ones), and most did it in about 12 minutes.
IbanezSprinter 0
167 uhh you can definitely fast walk a mile in ten minutes -.- at least I can. So it's not ridiculous.
cymruambyth 0
well rules are rules, should of been faster then
gemzroxya 0
No pain, No gain.
tlynn78 1
Dang.
Yeahyouknowww 0
Fat ****
HahaYDI 0
Running is great for your body. Push yourself harder next time. You'd be surprised at how well you can do something if you give it your all. Good luck!
FinnaHolla 0
Two seconds longer than the actual time. It shows a sign of weakness. Try harder next time, YOU SLACKER.
traze 7
That is some bullshit. Bet he/she can't do it.
traze 7
I stating this from experience. -1 ******.