Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML
Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML
Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML
Today, I got to sports practice 30 seconds late and got kicked out for "poor time management". FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
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devigsgirl 0
it took you 10 min to run a mile? that's a long time
iAmScrubs 19
At least you weren't 10 minutes and 1 millisecond.
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phoenix3032 0
get in shape
disney_blonde 16
10 is more than enough time. I ran a 7 1/2 min mile even after not running for over 2 years. You can even walk part of it and get under 10.
RaVeN53 7
that's gay! everyone runs n works out at there own pace! it shouldn't matter uptime as long as u tried ur hardest!
Elendil_fml 10
That's awful. if my school did that, I would have been there the rest of my life redoing it non stop. the best time I ever managed was 14 minutes in a mile.
mel1776 0
same thing happened to me for sports. my time was 10:03. *sigh*
Jesterful009 0
omg. I can walk a mile in 10 minutes
ggp_fml 4
if u can't walk one mile in ten min. u wasted to much time dilly dallying.
5forgood 0
lol don't suck at running so much!
mikemili34 0
5:19!! it's not for everybody though you shouldn't be forced to run..
FlyingLazerWALRU 0
Somebody is a fatass...jk, that sucks. Your school's idea of physical fitness is abit far-fetched.