Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML
Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML
Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML
Today, I got to sports practice 30 seconds late and got kicked out for "poor time management". FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
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devigsgirl 0
it took you 10 min to run a mile? that's a long time
iAmScrubs 19
At least you weren't 10 minutes and 1 millisecond.
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ledstratdak 0
it's really not hard to run a 10 minute mile.. even if you have to retake it it's only a mile
dasfro 2
I call bullshit 74. Unless you're an olympic runner STFU and stop trying to make yourself sound cool over FML. You are most likely a sorry fat ass sack of shit that needs to go play in traffic. With that being said; have a good day!
Athlete21 3
ur mile shouldn't take that long anyways?
DaTexasBoy 0
You definitely deserve it. I've had 8 knee surgeries and one ankle surgery and can run a mile in 8 minutes.
JesterMarcus 0
You can kiss this country good effing bye if we ever need to enact the draft again when our youth are this sloppy. You sound like you could use another mile run.
Vaakxety 1
that happened to my brother but he was doin the running test to be a cop. since he was I think 4 seconds away and they failed him
whosechairisthat 0
i ran a seven eighteen. ur a fat ass
rusty1005 0
ydi for being fat and out of shape. u deserve to redo it for being the epitome of what's wrong w America.
smartass1994 0
yeah OP, that's kinda slow like I'm 230 pounds and I can do it in 8 minutes. and I'm nowhere near being skinny muscular.
rusty1005 0
ydi for being fat and out of shape. u deserve to redo it for being the epitome of what's wrong w America.