Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML
Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML
Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML
Today, I got to sports practice 30 seconds late and got kicked out for "poor time management". FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
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devigsgirl 0
it took you 10 min to run a mile? that's a long time
iAmScrubs 19
At least you weren't 10 minutes and 1 millisecond.
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wdcthree 0
Most ppl can run the mile in half the time. The fact that you're complaining about running a simple mile means you need to run many more, for you own health. ydi
davidlime 3
slow?
XxBaRReTxX 0
I ran a mile in 7minutes and 47seconds.
wetherguy 0
as a male, you should easily be able to run it in 8:00. ten is lame. try running next time.
bballsoccerrocks 7
that's pathetic how slow you ran it
xTexasLonghorn1 0
my mile is 5:50. come on
forthecomment 0
call bs on more than half of you. seriously i made this account just cus it ticked me off how incredibly shitty you guys have been to this dude and everyone that can't run a 10 minute mile. whoopdie freaking doo guys. and comeon? this has to be the fittest forum out there trailing behind runnersworld, men's health and muscle and fitness. ive never seen so many sub sixes in my life. yeh in my HS we had to do this. it was sub 6 or suicides for every +10 seconds. i was pretty fit as bundles back then and that really forced me into fit madness. yeah i dont eat carbs past 6, no i dont eat fastfood, no anything. yes i can run sub 6 probably a sub 5. im an international rugby player to boot so dont say i cant match your fitness. just saying. i doubt youre all that fast, and if you are then heaps props to you. but thats bitch is if youre gonna rant on a guy cus hes slow. seriously half the world is. honestly your mom probably is -_- , no way in hell does the fml comment site have the greatest concentration of sub 6 mile runners ive ever seen. if you run so fast good job. but im sure as hell all those times arent just born times. no ones born with a sub 5 minute mile. seriously youd have to train your balls off to get that and be easy with it. so back off the guy, hes unfit so what. chances are you are too. stop kidding yourself, at least this guys got balls enough to admit he int fit enough, he doesnt go around making crap up to make others feel worse
CammieJoe 0
dude if your gonna tell everyone else not to be a dick to this kid, try not being one yourself. thanks.
forthecomment 0
i take it back... some of you might be running their own version of the "mile" which in that case depending on who you are would be decent times right? cus in youre worlds the average 1.6km run for the happy go lucky 6 -8 year old is 4:50, in youre world im slow as ****. and ill take that.
wowzersselainee 0
your stupid, if u didn't talk ur way out of that.
PlatypusBeast 0
I could run the mile in 8 minutes... When I was 9. -.- get off your fat ass much?