Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML
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Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
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Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML
Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML
Today, I got to sports practice 30 seconds late and got kicked out for "poor time management". FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
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devigsgirl 0
it took you 10 min to run a mile? that's a long time
iAmScrubs 19
At least you weren't 10 minutes and 1 millisecond.
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xZsweeneyZx 0
Wow! Well I'm 13 and I run a mile in 4:43 so... YDI fatass
rolls_royce 0
come on I had to do that In my gym class. everyone was done by7 minutes47seconds and we all walked, your just lazy
dustinkershaw 0
wow, your school is a joke. if you can't run a mile in less then ten minutes I would keep running until I could. I mean that's just embarrassing . I run a mile in 5:15
thekrammer 5
you woulda made it if you sprinted the last stretch
seanrox126 0
ok I don't want to be a douch here, but my mile time is 6:51. and I'm in 8th grade. so just don't walk when you run ever and if you just keep a steady pace the whole thing, that'll help. and don't walk a little then sprint walk sprint. that uses a lot of energy.
nefariousnobo 0
Unless you have some sort of medical condition, I really don't see any reason why you shouldn't be able to run a mile in under ten minutes. If you do have a medical problem though, maybe your teacher will understand why you were two seconds too slow.
interexntsc 12
Quit bitching and run it again only this time be three seconds faster.
nixibeast 0
the same thing happend to me except I litterally finished right wen it struck 10:01
ohcrapitscurtis 8
a10-minute mile is pretty lame though.
HippyKat13 7
im only a freashman and i got 11 min 12 secs : i suck. kudos to you #96