Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML
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Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML
Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML
Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML
Today, I got to sports practice 30 seconds late and got kicked out for "poor time management". FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
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devigsgirl 0
it took you 10 min to run a mile? that's a long time
iAmScrubs 19
At least you weren't 10 minutes and 1 millisecond.
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Comments (616)
jelwood 0
thats literally twice as long as my mile is... but it doesnt matter ur teacher should really have let u go
steve16890 5
tubby bastard
ktindustrial 0
there are way to many people sympathizing with you. No wonder we are all becoming obese. 10 minutes is slow as shit!
KickItHigh 32
He could've been out shape and not fat, like me. Idiot. I'm 105 and can't run the mile in 10. I hate sports... and running. I do dance now so, that's gonna get me in shape. (I know no one cares :P)
TheWicked 4
10 motherfucking minutes and you can't run ONE ******* MILE?! Jeez....
manulover0116 0
fat ass. I can walk a mile in 9 minutes and run it in less than 6. maybe you need to run it again
ernie9 3
are you serious? I can do one in under 6 mins
TheAksnowrider 0
you are sooo ******* slow
KickItHigh 32
Asshole, he could've been out of shape.
skhoolkid 0
wtf!?!? how does it take you 10 mins to RUN a mile? I could walk a mile faster! maybe that second mile will me good for you
ladiesman665 2
ant that a bitch
KickItHigh 32
I ran the mile in 10:06. It sucks to not be in good shape even if you're skinny like me.
0___0 9
I know. My fastest mile was 9:28. :/ I've never been a fast runner or good at exercising even though I have a nice body. I even ride my bike uphill every day for almost an hour and it still hasn't helped me get into better shape. But I was never passionate about sports or anything like that.