Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML
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Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML
Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML
Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML
Today, I got to sports practice 30 seconds late and got kicked out for "poor time management". FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
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devigsgirl 0
it took you 10 min to run a mile? that's a long time
iAmScrubs 19
At least you weren't 10 minutes and 1 millisecond.
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Comments (616)
Imbored_fml 0
not too hard to do.
imnotcraZ 0
your a slow runner
zenti 2
If running a mile at ten minutes is so pathetic as you people are putting it, then wouldn't they have set the time to be lower? I agree that the OP can improve his time with a bit of effort, but it's not going to happen overnight. I doubt he was being lazy about it. Some people can run the mile in five minutes, for some others it may take longer. Besides, the average time for running a mile is 8-10 minutes. The OP was just two seconds over the limit. That really sucks.
buddyguyfriend 1
the average is what it is because there are so many fat overweighted people in this world! put down the cheese burger and go be active.
zenti 2
Somehow I doubt that, based on the terribly biased and hateful comments you've been giving so far.
stevenmx86 8
Wow that's absurd... Sucks... Sorry op...
luckyshot21 3
Ur a fat son a bicth lol if it takes u 10 minuts
crhavoc 0
awe.... I can jog a mile in less than ten minutes and Im disabled from running
natepy 0
1.7 miles in 9:30 the other day and hadnt run in years
cheapshades97 0
with more then a 9 it sounds like you need it
kasumii 1
That's ridiculous. You should complain.
jewfro311 0
Close only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades