Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
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Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML
Today, after picking up my 6 year-old from school, he said, "Drew said his dad could beat you up." I told him that he needs to respect his own father more and stand up for me. We got home, I looked up his class roster and low and behold, Drew's dad beat me up in junior high. FML
Today, I got called to my son's school again because he punched a girl. Every time he gets in a fight, he justifies it by saying he only hits bullies he catches hurting other kids. His teachers even agree he only hits the bullies like that girl, but it’s becoming a huge problem. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
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Hamo 5
I don't blame him. I want to punch most of the people who say that anyway
raw_tigahh 2
You jelly?
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Comments (278)
Shayton 12
I hate that phrase. I would have beat him down too.
perdix 31
You oughta get that boy a dragon tattoo! Man, I just thought Sweden was this happy, blonde place full of Volvos, IKEAs and fish boiled in Drano. I guess you have to kick ass to live there!
bizarre_ftw 22
I have to say it... look up "Steve Hughes Raw" and "Danny Bhoy breakfast" on YouTube - some of the better Swedish jokes I've heard
theonlysweetpea 10
Honestly I know violence isn't the answer (usually) so I'm sorry that your son got into a fight but as honestly I would have put my foot through his face. These horrible stupid sayings drive me crazy
devinewind 4
what a well adjusted young man. He will make some lovely young woman get a restraining order one day.
hereinnc 12
I agree #96. While I hate that phrase I wouldn't resort to beating someone up over it nor would my children...Something that small should not set someone off that much.
juturnaamo 29
It's not a stand alone phrase. The kid would have to have been saying or doing something antagonizing first, then he would say it when the little smart ass thinks he's getting away with being a punk.
Zachthejoker 10
Ever think about asking him what happened before the kid said "you mad, bro?"
comeatmebroo6254 1
Maybe the snotty kid that made your son mad said some messed up stuff before that. He was probably already fired up.
neok 7
you 2 should work on that, but that can't be the real reason
rubberduckie94 13
Sometimes I pretend my toes are worms and go outside to see how many birds will come and try to eat them.
ASDF_DesmondBear 0
Your son is kinda a badass.
justinrich 0
Dude said yolo too many times