Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML
Today, after picking up my 6 year-old from school, he said, "Drew said his dad could beat you up." I told him that he needs to respect his own father more and stand up for me. We got home, I looked up his class roster and low and behold, Drew's dad beat me up in junior high. FML
Today, I got called to my son's school again because he punched a girl. Every time he gets in a fight, he justifies it by saying he only hits bullies he catches hurting other kids. His teachers even agree he only hits the bullies like that girl, but it’s becoming a huge problem. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
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Hamo 5
I don't blame him. I want to punch most of the people who say that anyway
raw_tigahh 2
You jelly?
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Comments (278)
numbersystem 4
I used to get mad at memes, then i took an arrow to the knee
Pandacupcakelove 26
That joke used to be funny, but then people got a sense of humor.
dixiefoxx 22
Really? People thought the arrow to the knee joke was funny at a point? Well, I never did
WhyAmUHere 19
No. It's "Umad bro?"
jaymarie89 8
come at me bro! lol
handsfree 2
I agree. When people tell me that it makes me worse
linnie_wesker 20
The kid deserved it. "U MAD?" is worse than YOLO and "cool story, bro" Seriously, if I had a son that beat someone's ass for that I'd be proud.
BenTaz 7
haha he mad
SkyBirdy 5
I would be mad bro.
UnicornInSpace 6
U mad, son?
Dro4200 2
Haha Call of Duty quote. If he gets upset over that kick him off the game give him a stick and tell him to go outside and play. I wasn't fortunate enough to have a game console or video games when I was young I had a stick and dug a hole and that was fun. ******* stupid youngens and some old people relying on technology for everything. FRED(******* Ridiculous Electronic Device) doesn't always wok and doesn't revolve around him
THE_A_TEEN 28
Did you just used then FML to go off topic and rant about how you hate technology?
UrCapsLockOn 12
i guess he was mad